September 23, 2007
I Need An Albino
Been hot, dark, and lonely around here lately. Don't listen to your inner soul when it begs for alone time. It ain't all it's fucking cracked up to be. Although I do have a seemingly unlimited supply of Cuban cigars, and the pool is nice. Dog's not farting much, either.
I desperately need an albino, though. Everyone knows they're far more effective at finding buried treasure than a damned leprechaun, which don't in fact exist.
Only albino I found tonight was Johnny Winter. No pot of gold, but I'll have to make do.
hey... what happened to your 'butt' post???
Posted by: Jean at September 23, 2007 9:24 PMWinter's going to be at Smith's Olde Bar in ATL in November. Don't miss that one.
Posted by: rankin' rob at September 23, 2007 9:41 PM... Johnny Winter.... good God..... he completley fucked up many a Muddy Waters track..... what a screaming little man he was..... Mannish Boy, indeed....
... hell, you can have him......
Posted by: Eric at September 23, 2007 9:43 PMI remember seeing Johnny Winter once. Long time ago. Odd looking dude.
Posted by: Rosie at September 23, 2007 10:40 PMAlbinos sniff out buried treasure? I had no idea. How do you find out this stuff?
As to pots of gold at the end of a rainbow, my youngest son glommed onto that idea and came up with a get-rich-quick scheme of his own. He said if you spray a garden hose, you get a small rainbow confined to an easily searchable amount of space. This should guarantee location of a pot of gold. Easy enough, but you still need a leprechaun (or failing that an albino?). Next thing you know the boy will be trying to bleach his brother or paint him green. He's an enterprising boy.
Posted by: Peggy U at September 24, 2007 4:04 PMI am into dark meat myself.
Posted by: Don Jr. at September 24, 2007 5:48 PMI'm downtown with that...
Posted by: Sam at September 25, 2007 6:04 PMAfter years and years of making laws and preaching and talking, you finaly see albino's apearing in Mazambique. Previously they were killed at birth.
C'mon Eric. Winters is awesome! Haven't you ever heard him play It's My Own Fault? I'm listening to it right now.
Isn't that funny looking dude playing on guitar the guy who used to be the band leader on SNL?
Posted by: Denny at October 5, 2007 3:46 PM