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The Munson Gambit

Larry Munson has been the radio voice of the Georgia Bulldogs since 1964. He is truly a Southern Icon. Old Larry isn't feeling too good these days, though. He's in his 80's, enfeebled. He can't even make the road trips this year. Although I think he'll come here for Georgia-Florida.

I suggest we visit Larry, and pay our respects. Either the day before Blogtoberfest, or the day after. Rankin' Rob says he lives outside of Athens, which makes sense. I'll find the place. We should get him to sign some Dawgs memorabilia, then pin him down and pour some corn liquor down his throat. Not enough to kill him, just enough to addlepate him. Then take him south a couple of miles and make him ride the Iron Horse on Highway 15:

I'm thinking this is a wonderful way to show our respect, to honor our heritage. We'll need a blood pressure cuff, of course, and perhaps a needle of adrenalin, should Larry fade on us. Cruel? Perhaps. But envision the You Tube video of Munson lashed to the Iron Horse, screaming Lindsay Scott! Lindsay Scott! Lindsay Scott! to the determined bark of a Taser. He'd love it. "These folks are knockin' on the door of my very existence," he'd say.

Some logistics to work out. I'll get back to you.