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14 pounds of FREON

That's what it took to right my boat. Oh, I didn't tell you my A/C was out for the last three days? Yes I did. Anyway, I fired the first cocksuckers, because they shined me, and hired a bojacker. Know what a bojacker is? He can fix anything. Vacuum cleaner, car, you name it. I worship the bojacker. They ain't too good on relationships, though. First impulse is to pull out a bottle of vodka, and share the blues.

"Mister Bojacker," you protest, "this is what got me in trouble in the first place!"

"Suck it up, boy," the bojacker will tell you. At this point your email is full, your cellphone texts are pregnant. You must respond. But you are under the spell of the bojacker. Sucks to be you. Or, in this case, me.

Rid myself of the bojacker after an hour. It was hard work. It was Friday. He wanted to hang.

Anywise, I have damage control on my short list. Gotta fix a few things, thanks to my bojacker.