August 16, 2007
Sweet Christ, You Faggots
I'm working on my own personal Manhattan Project. I drink Manhattans, and dream of getting my hands on a nuclear device. And if you miss me so badly, where's the money, cocainum, and blow jobs? I'm readily enticed.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Getting ready for Helen, huh?
Posted by: caltechgirl at August 17, 2007 3:06 AMHurricane is a comming too!
Posted by: JohnB at August 17, 2007 5:39 AMI still think that Popeye is a fag.
Posted by: Don Jr. at August 17, 2007 6:24 AM... goddamn, you're cranky....
Posted by: Eric at August 17, 2007 8:10 AMHave you been gone?
Posted by: Dash at August 17, 2007 9:10 AMOh shite. You wanted cocainum? I sent titanium. It's in the mail.
Posted by: Libby at August 17, 2007 9:34 AMThere's no better use for a dash of Angostura than in a Woodford Manhattan. Cherries be damned, I like mine with a twist.
Posted by: Arcs at August 17, 2007 9:52 AMWhen I got my first cocktail waitressing job, I worked with my mom. One of her gems of advice when it came to remembering the fruit that goes in to a Manhatten:
"Maeve, remember A MAN always wants a Cherry".
And her birth control advice when I was a teen?
"Maeve, your throat won't get pregnant".
Posted by: Maeve at August 17, 2007 10:11 AMHuh. People are always offering me money, blowjobs, and cocainum effen I don't post.
Looks like it took a half-rubber bitchslap to get you off of your Faulkneresque duff. Goat got yer tongue?
Posted by: Elisson at August 17, 2007 12:09 PMMaeve, I wanna meet your Mom.
Posted by: Elisson at August 17, 2007 12:09 PMHeh.......the stories I could tell you..........
Posted by: Maeve at August 17, 2007 12:32 PMMeave - I want your mom to be my mom.
Posted by: Libby at August 17, 2007 7:28 PMBy the way, I haven't seen Bluto in a long time. Am I the only one that thinks he kind of looks like a big dick with a beard and clothes on?
If you took off the clothes and the facial features and pretend his arms are giant pubic hairs, he kind of looks like what I've imagined Darth would look like.
Posted by: Libby at August 17, 2007 7:34 PMBluto looks blotto.
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at August 17, 2007 7:54 PMAccording to the Charleston newspaper half-rubber was invented in Charleston, they even have leagues and tournaments and a company that make the balls.
Posted by: james old guy at August 17, 2007 9:39 PMI thought you were supposed to pay the readers. I always miss the fine print.
Posted by: Stormy70 at August 18, 2007 11:07 AM