July 28, 2007

Fuck Asurion

My replacement cell phone went tits up today. It had arrived with a small crack in the front screen, which I was willing to ignore. Stupid me. Then the thing went kablooey today. Nothing but a white screen.

Go to Asurion's website. The insurance whores. Go to Contact Us. Try to find a phone number. No way. You are an email away, friend. Which they won't reply to. And better jimmy up that $50 deductible again.

Filthy cocksuckers. If I could get my hands on one of them I'd slit their God damned throat. The perfect meeting of high return, low service scum. Fuck them. Very much.

That is all.

Posted by Velociman at July 28, 2007 8:52 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Never heard of Asurion.

Talk about a run of shitty luck!

Posted by: Jean at July 28, 2007 9:32 PM

There's only one thing left to do. Take the phone target practicing.

Posted by: Peggy U at July 29, 2007 1:29 PM
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