July 17, 2007
Shit Mummage
My brother texted me today, and wanted to know if my ancient post about shit mummies was true. You know, people who slather themselves in excrement, then wrap themselves in toilet tissue, and have sex. Not sure why he wanted to know, other than the fact he's been disturbed about it for four years.
I thought my brother-in-law Billy Ten High told me about this, but he said hell, no, Vman. You're out on your own branch now. Never heard of that crazy shit.
So I'm clueless. A Google search filled with fear and trepidation merely returned my own site. I know I heard of this somewhere. I have some pretty insane dreams at times, so it may have been a fevered nightmare, but I don't think so. I mean, even my most torrid dream is nothing more than getting my ass fingered by a dominatrix. No shit mummies there.
This must be an apocryphal thing. Something I saw in an Ethiopian porn mag, or something.
Tis a puzzlement.
...speechless...
Posted by: Erica at July 17, 2007 9:18 PMDo your search in German, I'm sure you'll find something, you sick fuck. Those Krauts are krazy about the schiesse.
Posted by: Randy Rager at July 17, 2007 9:51 PMNow, that's a topic worth its own blog, nemmine just one lousy post or two...
Posted by: Elisson at July 17, 2007 10:19 PMAhhh! the good old days, when posting was for proving your manhood. Bunch of sissy boys with Blogs now. I remember that post.
Posted by: Dax Montana at July 18, 2007 2:51 PM"A Google search filled with fear and trepidation merely returned my own site."
Recursive shit mummage...
Posted by: sama at July 18, 2007 5:45 PMDax's comment delights me. Probably because it's nice to see a response from someone who posts less than I do.
Posted by: zonker at July 21, 2007 2:38 AM