July 17, 2007
Boots and a Diaper
There was actually a time when Sean Connery wasn't cool. That time was
ZARDOZ!
That picture is just so WRONG!
Posted by: jackie at July 17, 2007 3:55 PMAhhh, ZARDOZ. The testosterone answer to Barbarella. WTF were these assholes thinking, making dreck like this?
My only memory of this film is [thankfully] a LARGE flaming head near the beginning. It's quite enough, thank you.
Posted by: Erica at July 17, 2007 5:48 PMbad.Bad.BAD. So glad I never saw it.
Posted by: Jean at July 17, 2007 5:52 PMOH my GOD! Just make it go away,,,
Posted by: Michele at July 17, 2007 6:28 PM"Birds don't nest in barren tree," ?
I don't mind a hirsute man, but, urggh!
He certainly needs a tan...
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at July 17, 2007 7:06 PMDamn, is that a webley?
Posted by: og at July 17, 2007 8:25 PMThat scared me.
Posted by: Chickie at July 17, 2007 8:34 PMI think you might have just found your opening night outfit for the Helen festival.
Posted by: james old guy at July 17, 2007 8:42 PMThat's not Sean Connery, that's a picture your ex took on your wedding night
Posted by: Jack Straw at July 17, 2007 9:09 PMMy eyes. OMFG, my eyes.
Posted by: Randy Rager at July 17, 2007 9:52 PMOh, damn, that's funny! Zardoz must shop at the same store as Borat. Heinous swimwear.
Posted by: Peggy U at July 17, 2007 10:08 PMJesus Creeping Shit.
Now I need to rinse out my eye-bones with hydrochloric acid.
You can be forgiven for posting photos of javelin-punctured feet and that pic of the dude with the axe buried in his head a lot sooner than you'll be absolved for this brain-burner. Yeef.
Posted by: Elisson at July 17, 2007 10:17 PMThat would be almost tolerable, but, good got-almighty. What's up with the boots? Maybe if I can ever figure out what "Yeef" means, that'll explain it. Hell, just put a parrot on his shoulder, make a hook out of his other hand, put your pimp hat on him, and you've got a blodge meet photo... or a Urban Pirate from the 70's.
Posted by: RedNeck at July 17, 2007 11:06 PMRedNeck...'scuse me, sir. I know we haven't been formally introduced, but... I think 'Yeef' might equate with 'Yeesh'. Could be a Jooooish variation or sumpin'. Maybe.
Posted by: Jean at July 17, 2007 11:18 PMGood Lord, where do you find this shit? I've always thought that Connery has the sexiest voice ever -- do NOT need this visual. Thanks a bunch. The braid's not terrible, but the diaper, suspender and thigh-highs combo -- "Yeef" is about right! Now go find us a picture of Charlotte Rampling from same. Can't wait to see what she looked like in '74! They must've all been smokin' some hellacious ganja!!
Posted by: Marianne at July 17, 2007 11:54 PMIs that a shot from the movie or from the wrap party held in some hideous 70s crack den bondage club?
Posted by: Mark at July 18, 2007 5:03 AMDaughter just found this on Netflix -- going to have to get it and watch. =]
Posted by: Marianne at July 18, 2007 9:47 AMThe guy is facing the world with a six-shooter and a banana-hammock! How can that not be cool???
Posted by: Nate at July 18, 2007 5:52 PMOh God. I'd forgotten about that movie. Definitely a career detour there.
Posted by: Jerry at July 18, 2007 11:46 PMI saw that movie. Fortunately, I was stoned when I did. That made it almost watchable. Sean Connery was trying to distance himself from his James Bond persona. I also remember they had some woman humming the Second Movement of Beethoven's 7th Symphony during the opening credits.
Posted by: Denny at July 19, 2007 2:51 PMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQR9cHkyeFM
All you'll ever need to know!
Posted by: johnb at July 19, 2007 6:04 PMI saw that movie. Fortunately, I was stoned when I did. That made it almost watchable. Sean Connery was trying to distance himself from his James Bond persona. I also remember they had some woman humming the Second Movement of Beethoven's 7th Symphony during the opening credits.
Posted by: PatrickWills at November 4, 2012 6:06 PMbad.Bad.BAD. So glad I never saw it.
Posted by: Brosee at January 24, 2013 5:33 PMI think you might have just found your opening night outfit for the Helen festival.
Posted by: AngelSmith at February 4, 2013 4:25 PM