July 14, 2007
Cranial Matters
It seems some Native Americans are circulating a petition to have Yale's Skull and Bones Society return the skull of Geronimo to them. Legend has it W's grandfather, Prescott Bush, dug up the remains at Fort Sill, Oklahoma in 1918 and rendered the skull unto his brethren. Good luck with that one.
A handful of flea-bitten, indolent, alcoholic peasants against the most powerful secret society in North America? Anybody check the Vegas board on that one?
Other skulls rumored to sit in jewelled armoires on the New Haven campus:
Aaron Burr
John Brown
That guy with the Mohawk from The Road Warrior
Margaret Thatcher (site prepped)
Bob Keeshan
Johnny Appleseed
The "Oh! the Humanity!" announcer from the Hindenburg crash
Jimi Hendrix*
Jackie Robinson (separate case)
Ernest Hemingway (hole in back)
Whose skull do you think is on display in the bowels of that place?
And why do you think those elites calls rowing sculling anyway?
Captain Kangaroo is in there?!! He's too good for the rest of that crowd. 'cept mebbe Maggie.
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at July 14, 2007 10:49 AMJoe McCarthy
Posted by: rankin' rob at July 14, 2007 11:04 AMI think the headless horseman's skull is in there, and, uh, Terry Bradshaw's. Terry just don't know it yet. And he don't care.
Posted by: RedNeck at July 14, 2007 12:09 PMWhat fine institution got the rest of the body parts? I mean, maybe someone is collecting for a middle-finger museum or something ...
Posted by: Peggy U at July 14, 2007 3:05 PM... that "Deep Throat" person... Linda Lovelace, I think.... or maybe the other one....
Posted by: Eric at July 14, 2007 4:22 PMPeggy, the "Clinton" museum got the scraps girl...