July 9, 2007
A Chat With Puddyhead
My boy Puddyhead called me tonight. It seems his almost estranged wife had locked her keys in her car all the way out at Landings Marina. He had to go jimmy the lock, and so he was very pissed, and wanted her to give him a $55 blow job, which was the price the locksmith would have charged. Then he told me he was still so mad he wasn't going to wash his filthy ass before the blow job, he having recently taken an egregious, nasty dump.
I totally admire Puddyhead. He's the fucking man.
Muahahahahah! It's almost worth getting remaried to the psycho ex in order to do this!
Posted by: Cappy at July 9, 2007 10:17 PMPriceless.
Posted by: Elisson at July 10, 2007 6:44 AMMoral of the story is to make sure your AAA is up to date prior to thoughts of estrangement.
Posted by: Marianne at July 10, 2007 10:31 AMNever look for a moral of the story in a Puddyhead tale...
Posted by: rankin' rob at July 10, 2007 11:13 AM"Plumpkin" A blow job while pop'n!
Posted by: JohnB at July 11, 2007 6:47 AM