
Bella says that as an honorary member of the Chocolate City she didn't appreciate my last post. I had to remind her that not only does she only have the equivalent of a third grade education I do, in fact, own her. If she doesn't behave I shall rename her Prissy, or something.
Dude, don't sweat it. Stretch told Sam the same sob story in my presence, but it was "mayor of munchkin city" or somethin' like that.
Then, stretch ate his 'maters and killed his pet squirrels.
I think I saw Stretch laugh when Sam threw the (empty) lighter in the fire.
She'll get over it.