July 5, 2007
The Beast is Grown
It's a hell of a thing, having your only companion a totally retarded dog. She's just over a year old, so she has at least one more year of stupid in her.
Could be worse, I guess. She does have a very sweet disposition. I think of my mom's cousins, Gene and Joe. They were totally retarded, too, but all they wanted to do was sit around in their 40's and 50's and jerk off to Lone Ranger episodes on TV. That's not a sweet disposition!
And I fret: Did I inherit Gene's genes?
I think I'm pretty normal.
But I do like to masturbate.
So there's that worrisome fact.
It's only a problem if you let it interfere with your work. At work.
Posted by: og at July 5, 2007 10:27 PMYou are in good company Sir.
Dogs rule.
So you're the guy who put the "jack" in Jacksonville.
It's one thing to jack off. But to jack off to Clayton Moore with that mask on? Perveroonie.
Posted by: Elisson at July 6, 2007 12:40 AMAwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Masturbation notwithstanding.
Posted by: agent bedhead at July 6, 2007 3:38 AM"...so she has at least one more year of stupid in her."
Ha - the key words in that statement are "at least." If she's a typical Lab, she has A LOT more than one more year. Prepare yourself now and it won't be so devastating later.
Posted by: Dash at July 6, 2007 10:35 AMOh, I want to squoosh her.
Not you, her. Contain yourself, perv.
Posted by: Stormy70 at July 6, 2007 10:29 PMThat's a sweet puppy! I want a dog, but I'm not ready for the extra cleanup work. We have a zoo going here. Do not ever let your child work at a pet store!
Posted by: Peggy U at July 7, 2007 2:20 AMJust... jerkin' the gerkin'. You bastard. You "beat" me to it.
Send me you snail mail addy, whatever it is this month, I've got some mood music I want to send you.
Nope, no Kleenexes...
Use your sleeve.
Aw. She's growing up into a beautiful doggie. I have to agree it may take more than a year to outgrow the stupid but it's going to take a lifetime to outgrow the clumsy tail thing.
Still, you have to love the sweet disposition. I've never met a mean Lab.
Posted by: Libby at July 8, 2007 11:24 AMShe's a sweetie - they're so cute when they're stupid, though.
Oh, and what's wrong with masturbating? You doing it in front of your neighbours or something? You need to get a fleshlight.
Posted by: Chickie at July 8, 2007 7:20 PM