July 5, 2007
Filthy Beasts!
Apparently the cabal of 45 doctor jihadists in London were planning on exporting a little domestic terrorism to Jax. The idea was to blow up the aircraft carrier John F. Kennedy, as well as the strip clubs surrounding the naval base.
Now, I really don't care if they blow up Big John. It was decommissioned in March anyway. But the titty bars? Those fiends! Those ghouls. Proof positive there ain't no civilization amongst these savages.
I think they're all gay. Why they smell funny.
Posted by Velociman at July 5, 2007 7:18 PM | TrackBack... there are strip clubs in Jax?.... my goodness.....
Posted by: Eric at July 5, 2007 11:11 PMGood grief! When I get my news from V-man, it's a sad commentary on my involvement in my community. I've always thought Jax (or Kings Bay)was a target. That's why I moved to the marshy goodness to the south.
BTW, the Fireworks here kicked ass! They had some sorta planetary bomb that looked like Saturn when it went off. Totally awesome! Watched it from the porch, like a shuttle launch: cuba libre in hand and the PepperDog cowering in a corner somewhere.
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We just need to get a worldwide protection force formed entirely of baggage handlers from Glasgow Airport. The war on terror would be over in no time.
Posted by: Mark at July 10, 2007 10:21 AM