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Berlin

I have absolutely no experience in cinema, but I'm pretty sure I could make a great film about the Soviet takedown of Berlin in 1945. It would be kind of a cross between Cross of Iron and Killing Private Ryan and Stalingrad, only with more gratuitous rape sex.

Block by block, it took weeks for them Russkies to take the city, because they were so busy torturing the men and despoiling the women, while Hitler was getting married blowing his brains out and Goebbels was poisoning his own children.

The Russians wouldn't clear a building of civilians: they'd stick a tank gun in there and blow the poor bastards out the other side. Take that, Germanskis!

Payback! is already taken, isn't it? I could still call it Razorcock!, though.

So anyway, I should put up a tipjar. I hear films cost money. This would probably be in the $200-$300 million range, depending on my personal graft desires and CGI stuff. When a little boy has a grenade shoved down his throat, that outcome should be realistic, I think. For the sake of the art.

Oh, and the casting couch has already been fluffed. Gonna be a lot of despoiled Teutonic girls, and I want to make sure I hire just the right 200 women for those roles.

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