June 14, 2007
I Feel a Bit Sheepish
My friend Marianne sent me this today. Said it reminded her of me.
Well, of course it does! I am, after all, a sophisticate, a person attuned to levels of nuance, and gradation. And, upon occasion, degradation. Why, this is merely diversity of sexual attenuation.
I must confess I don't get the joke, though. Me? I'm with the guy on the left. I'm thinking he's less likely to catch an interspecies venereal disease.
Not that I would know anything about that sort of thing.
it hurts that you have so informed an opinion. please seek professional help. it's probably too late, but they surely make drugs for that.
please, v.
Posted by: shoe at June 14, 2007 8:21 PMThat looks like me on the right. The pic is off color. Thought it was a black sheep. Must be someone else. Sorry.
Posted by: Don Jr. at June 14, 2007 9:06 PMStop me if you've heard this ...
A young college boy goes to work for his bachelor uncles one summer. The uncles are sheep ranchers, living in the middle of nowhere in Montana. By the end of the first week, the boy has finished all of the books he brought with him, is tired of playing solitaire, and is starting to long again for city life. So he asks his uncles what they do to relieve the boredom and loneliness.
"Well, boy, when we're feeling a might anxious, we do a ewe."
The boy is initially repulsed, though somewhat curious. It occurs to him that his uncles spend a lot of time tending the sheep.
By the end of summer, the boy is going crazy. He has the worst case of cabin fever ever, and all he can think about is girls. Finally, one day he can take no more. He runs screaming from the cabin, grabs a sheep and humps it until he collapses from exhaustion.
Coming back to the cabin, he finds his uncles doubled over with laughter. "What's so damn funny?" he snaps. "You do it all the time."
"Yeah, but did you have to pick the ugly one?"
Posted by: PeggyU at June 15, 2007 1:36 AMThat stuff grows in your throat, dog.
Posted by: Mike Vick at June 15, 2007 4:50 AMIs this what encouraged you to edit out that section of your novel?
David...bwahahaha!
it's all sick, sick I say. ewwwwww.
Posted by: Jean at June 15, 2007 7:05 PMNo,no -- someone sent it to me AFTER I read the cow meat thing. It just seemed to fit so I had to share it wit V-dude -- synchronicity ...
Posted by: Marianne at June 16, 2007 4:21 AMNotice how the guy on the left is the one getting the love vibes, too...
Posted by: Chickie at June 16, 2007 9:54 AM