June 1, 2007
Well THAT Was a Dead End
Full frontal punnery intended.
See, I'm thinking the butt-romping whores thinly disguised as "single women" I was seeking to satisfy my craven, abnormal sexual fetishes simply don't exist in the so-called "mainstream online dating services". Apparently my sensual use of the Rack doesn't fall under these naifs' notions of "Romance". Fools!
On to Plan B. But to remain perfectly legal, I like to think of it as barter. I trade you some soily greenish papery things for, well, use your imagination. I certainly do.
... you know what?.... you really just need to sip some chilled white wine and watch some old 'Gunsmoke' episodes.....
... right?.....
Posted by: Eric at June 1, 2007 11:19 PMQ: What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
A: The twelve-year-old in V-Man's trunk...
Posted by: Elisson at June 1, 2007 11:54 PMElisson! OMG. Wicked funny but mostly just wicked!
Oh, man ... I didn't think it could go any more downhill from where it started! V-Man, find the turtle and get laid.
Posted by: Peggy U at June 2, 2007 3:05 AMCuz, you are a sick and twisted freak. That is certainly not your Crawford side.
I like it in you. Or is it?
Browse a little harder, Vman.
Posted by: agent bedhead at June 2, 2007 4:44 PMpeople keep telling me "there's someone for everyone." Considering the variety of 'everyones' in the world, that's a pretty frightening thought.
You sound ready for another quiet cabin in the mountains vacation.
Posted by: Jean at June 2, 2007 4:58 PMV-Man, I think I know what your problem is, bro, and that is that "The Rack" and the word "sensual" are generally not used in concert amongst the mainstream when elaborating upon what one fancies in the chambre à coucher.
Just a suggjoostion. But then again, I haven't gone on a date in more than a year, so maybe I'm not one who should be dishing amorous advice.
Keep lookin', though!
Posted by: Erica at June 3, 2007 11:38 AMUch, I hate being the last comment on someone's most recent post for frickin' DAYS. Makes me feel like I've killed the comments party with my bad breath, or something.
Posted by: Erica at June 4, 2007 11:41 PMHere ya go, Erica.
I'm raisin' ya one.
Posted by: Pete the Streak at June 5, 2007 8:43 AM