Velociworld

I Am An Abused Conduit

And not of the things I would like to pass on, either.

I put up a post once upon a time on Jim Cantore, Weather Channel stud. No big. But the guy need to get his own site, because I get a ton of email and comments from people thinking this is Jim's site. Soak in the latest fan note. I can't tell if this guy is Down Syndrome or just a smitten fag. Good God. Enjoy, though:

Dear Jim,
I would like to say that I have a fear of storms, and latley, it has been
going away, since one last storm, the one that hit texas sometime in April.
I was home with my sister, and her friend, both my age. and My grandma was
baby sitting us. Well, I was watching the Weather Channel, and tornado
warnings popped up and the sirens went off. My Grandma, cant walk well, so
it took about 5 minuites to get her into the closet, and my dad works in a
tiny shop, very very unsturdy. This day was most likly the one storm that
knocked my fear half off. I remember the sirens roaring, hail pouring, my
only thought was, I am going to die. right here, and now. But I was
watching the storm on a portalble TV, and Started marking paths. I really
wanna be a metorologist when I grow up, but I am scared a Storm will hit
somewhere and I will flip out. I hope my full fear goes away soon. I know I
have plenty of time to get over it, but I really wanna be a Metorologist. I
watch The Weather Channel SO much, that my parents bought me movies, not
weather related, so I would stop worrying. But This was in April. I am over
my fear now, And for someone my age, I know alot about Weather patterns,
and metorology, and my science grades are Phenomanal. I can look at a
cloud, and instanly see if its a wall cloud, then I kinda concentrate on
weather which way its moving, then go inside and look on the radar to see
if i was correct, sometimes, most of the time, I am correct. My Mom also
loves weather, and she takes it Very seriously, like everyone should. I am
a weather channel FREAK, and I love it. One of my favorite movies is
twister, and I cant get enought of it. Please email me back, at
BandnerdXXX@hotmail.com i would really appriciate it and would enjoy some
tips on Metorology. Please, and that you very very much. I would appriciate
it escpecailly with my birhday coming up. Please, And Thanks!!!
Your Biggest Fan,AXXX RXXXXX (redacted out of pity)

Eh? I said, eh? Cantore so owes me liquor. I take the hits for him.