May 23, 2007
I Stolded This
From Grouchy Old Cripple. Because if I'm not going to sleep tonight, neither are you.
Posted by Velociman at May 23, 2007 10:15 PM
That's horrifying...but I'll still sleep. I took drugs.
MY EYES!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!
ewwwwww... and I was really hoping for a decent night's sleep, for once.
I think I just threw up a little, in the back of my throat.
Then I started shaking like a dog shitting a peach pit.
Thank you kindly. Oh, so very kindly.
I'm so glad I was drinking well before I saw this...
Hasselback sliced and diced that freak good.
Gross, but funny.
I can't stop laughing.
I'm glad I waited until morning to look at that shit.
"Until this moment, I think I never gauged your cruelty or your recklessness...
You've done enough! Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?"
You do know that if you spend enough time around the Christopher Street vicinity of Greenwich Village, you'll see lotsa chicks who look like that. Of course, it's never a pleasant experience to see one of these hairy beasts (Eye-opening experience? Try eye-closing!), but I'm just saying it is bound to happen.
i thought john belushi checked out years ago?