May 18, 2007
$40 For One Day? I'm In!
I'm getting pretty perturbed with the ubiquitousness of one Rachael Ray. It's sick stuff. I can't buy cereal, or rice, or anything without her grinning face.
Maybe it's just a Nabisco thing. They control the aisles don't they, the fascists. I have an entire rant prepared about Point of Fucking Purchase, you know.
Back to Rachael. How does that bubblebutted girl, who must smoke so many nail coffins a day she sounds like Tallulah Bankhead, get these gigs?
Here is the answer: Madison Avenue is full of gay folk, who think a trollop like Rachael appeals to us breeders.
All I can figure.
Having said that, I'd still pop that fat ass. I just don't want to see her face on my Minute Rice afterwards. Okay?
OMG! The world truly is coming to an end. Rachel Ray is now so ubiquitous that she's even got the V~man talking about her!
Run!!! Everybody runnnnn!!!!!
Posted by: DogsDontPurr at May 18, 2007 10:13 PMHow about wrapping her face in a flag and fucking her for the glory??
Posted by: Maeve at May 18, 2007 11:44 PMHer main show sucks. I wouldn't let her cater a five year olds birthday. But when they have her out on that show where she rates a town's restaurants and bars (on a budget) and she gets lit and giggly, well, she's just as cute as a bug.
Posted by: Bane at May 19, 2007 12:44 AMWho the hell is Rachel Ray? She can't be that famous if I've never heard of her. Oh wait, I don't even know who Lindsay Lohan is either and I think everybody but me has seen her twat.
Maybe I should get out more.
Posted by: Libby at May 19, 2007 6:04 PMI man who would do Rachel Ray has lost all hope.
Posted by: james old guy at May 19, 2007 7:53 PMAt least you would get a good breakfast out of the deal before she gets the hell out.
Posted by: Richard at May 19, 2007 10:15 PMWhen she smiles, she looks like the Joker on Batman, the tv ones from the 60's.
Posted by: Catfish at May 20, 2007 1:50 AMRachel would be good for a nice grudge fuck.
Posted by: vetfromhell at May 20, 2007 1:56 AM"a grudge fuck"?...yikes!
Posted by: Jean at May 20, 2007 10:31 AMThe end is nigh!
Posted by: Dash at May 20, 2007 11:47 AMWhat's a Rachel Ray?
Posted by: Marianne at May 20, 2007 2:34 PMAnd Okra has appointed her the heiress of the Okra empire. But I got a feeling that's going to be something of a Prince Charles kinda gig. I don't see Okra stepping down anytime soon.
Posted by: Rosie at May 20, 2007 10:02 PMYou all forgot the surplus letter in her name, sure sign of a tramp. It's Rachael. She calls olive oil EVOO because she can't bring herself to say virgin.
Posted by: triticale at May 22, 2007 6:50 PM: )
Posted by: vetfromhell at May 22, 2007 8:21 PM