May 18, 2007
The "Open Thread"
Boy, I hate those presumptuous cocksuckers who set up "open threads". Meaning, "I'm too busy being a blogstar to post actual content, but since you're here anyway, sniffing my duct glands, and masturbating over my previous posts, please leave me some love".
I'm not sure what Dickens would have to say about this sort of thing, but I'm pretty sure he would be shovelling transfats into his maw as he contemplated it.
Which leads me to my point: I don't have anything to say tonight, other than I think we're about to have 12 million new landscapers, so how about an Open Thread?!?!
Feel free to call me the scumbag I probably am. This is, after all, only a test.
hello? Dang, someone left the door open. nice in here. Maybe open a little coffee shop. Or a whorehouse. have to run it by hand.
Posted by: og at May 18, 2007 8:35 PMI actually have the only white guys in Texas doing our lawn. It wasn't a conscious choice, just happened that way.
Weird.
As long as they are bringing breakfast tacos and burritos, me and the Mexicans are good to go.
Posted by: Stormy70 at May 18, 2007 9:53 PMUm... You are the Scumbag, Um... You probably are?
Okay, I suck at this.
Posted by: Johnny - Oh at May 18, 2007 10:00 PMNot sure I comprehend the 'open thread' thingie... what the fuck am I supposed to do here?
Although, Og's suggestions aren't bad, Mr. Scumbag. (ouch. it hurt to say that.)
"12 million new landscapers"...I thing you're probably a tad bit low on that.
Posted by: Sam at May 19, 2007 11:50 AMOpen thread works if you have people who will comment on it...
Look - it worked. *grin*
(note to self - do not try this at home)
Posted by: Teresa at May 19, 2007 12:22 PMI think it's 12 million new Democrate registered voters. Why do we even bother with border patrol, just fire them all and save us some money!
Posted by: LeeAnn at May 19, 2007 1:56 PMI just want to go on record.... I DESPISE Jimmy Carter!!!!!
Posted by: Jackie at May 19, 2007 3:54 PMI'm confused by this open thread thingy but I'll tell you you're probably a scumbag if it will make you happy. Any other requests?
Posted by: Libby at May 19, 2007 6:01 PMwell put.
Posted by: sama at May 20, 2007 9:41 AMProbably?
Posted by: Elisson at May 20, 2007 10:31 AMI'm commenting, does this mean I should be masturbating?
Posted by: Chickie at May 20, 2007 1:10 PMWell unfortunately I'm no longer in need of a personal landscaper, but when I did, I swapped babysitting for lawn service with a guy who'd opted out of the corporate world and bought a couple of lawnmowers whilst his wife stayed in accounting and made health bennies for the fam. He is of Irish extraction -- thank GOD we don't have NINA laws anymore! (I'd have to break them.)
I'm not gonna call you a scumbag -- that's a personal decision that only you can make for yourself, and I don't know you well enough. However, if you WERE a scumbag, you'd still be OUR scumbag and we'd still come ... to read, of course... (ACKK, ellipses...)
Mmmmmm...transfats.
I had a hugely productive day at snake church. But it's really weird cause I'm sitting in front of one of the best directors Canada has ever produced and beside a well known photographer. I walk in, am introduced and famous director's assistant says, "You're the blogger with the goats!" And I'm like, "Uhhhh...yeah?" Assistant says, "I was reading your blog to famous director...we think you are a really good writer." And I'm like..."Gee, thanks." At this point, I'm about ready for Satyricon's dancing midgets to emerge. I mean, I'm in Edwina Church of God in Jesus' Name just down the street from a cockfighting venue and a Buddhist temple. It's just too much to take in.
But I did get some actual snakehandlage photos and well-known photog turns out to be a super nice guy and we are going to collaborate on some of his Appalachian stuff. So that's pretty cool.
And had porkchops for dinner. Mmmm. Transfats.
Posted by: Rosie at May 20, 2007 9:57 PM