April 14, 2007
Yummy Time
Here's a picture of Rosie's canned strawberries, from her aunt's recipe:
Wow! Those look scrumptious! Unfortunately, the only things my mom ever canned included the bacteriterrorist botulinium. She was a horrid canner, and her product was woeful unto the intestines.
I can share my own favorite canned good, however:
Rasputin's cock!
He may have been full of shit in the hemophilia curing gig, but he had game going on summaires! And, yes, GV has crawled back into his shell to hide. But I must say Mr. Ed did, too, after seeing that. And Trigger.
Break left!
Look at her, she wants 100 yr old dead cock!
Posted by: JohnB at April 14, 2007 6:06 AMIt turned out to be a seacucumber.
Posted by: HTRN at April 14, 2007 8:52 AM...and this is what I wake to on a lovely Saturday morn... I need much more coffee.
Posted by: Jean at April 14, 2007 10:36 AMWould be a cool name for a rock band. Well, maybe in the Pre-Imus Days.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at April 14, 2007 11:37 AMNow that's a kickstand...
Posted by: RedNeck at April 14, 2007 12:00 PMArrrgh...that is most definitely not canned to meet the current USDA standards. Way too much head room in that jar for one thing. And the "product" color looks a bit unappetizing to me.
Posted by: Rosie at April 14, 2007 6:34 PMIt's all about the juxtaposition, innit? Berries. Blonde. Boner in Brodo.
I dunno...those strawberries look like bottled blood clots to me...
Posted by: Elisson at April 14, 2007 11:41 PMBreak Left is right!!!!
Posted by: Yabu at April 15, 2007 12:35 AMI tried to comment earlier but ran to get a paper blow-chunks bag instead. Damn, can't you apply advisory labels for these slightly more explicit posts (read: those which aren't YouTubes of The Beatles).
So, there ya have it: Rasputin's green and atrophied non-Joo-clipped zombified cock...nearly made me barf.
Posted by: Erica at April 15, 2007 1:05 AMDidn't he die of syphillis?... and, wouldn't that rot away his old cockeroo?
Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2007 1:28 AMShit. Raz was the original Diehard mutherfucka! No cock rott would take that boy out.
Posted by: JohnB at April 15, 2007 1:33 AMLooks rotten enough now.
Posted by: Richard at April 16, 2007 8:09 PM