April 7, 2007
Relief!
Meet REQUIP! The medication proven to cure my Restless Leg Syndrome.
I'm happy about that. But, truth be told, I hope they don't come up with a cure for Restless Dick Syndrome.
Hrmph. I desire no cure for my RLS...should one manifest itself, along with a Sullivan-esque CPAP machine, my bride would require me to share the marital bed again.
What? No more 'fridge to myself, stocked with olives and Grey Goose? No more reading for an hour or so before retiring? I think not.
Keep these devil drugs to yourself, Velocigod.
- D
Posted by: D.G. Hall at April 7, 2007 11:23 PM" I hope they don't come up with a cure for Restless Dick Syndrome."
Too late, they already did: marriage. ;)
The cure for RDS is old age, and if you're taking something for RLS, you're going to find yourself pretty much cured sooner than later, like it or not.
I wonder if Viagra and REQUIP! are compatible?
Posted by: Randy Rager at April 8, 2007 9:51 AMI take this to mean that Girth Vader is back to his usual self. I was concerned, in a completely chaste and friendly fashion, after your Claxton trip.
Posted by: Rosie at April 9, 2007 6:18 PM