March 29, 2007
Spreading the Word
You know, Easter is fast approaching, which means we shall all be subjected yet again to those news stories about those crazy-assed Filipinos who crucify themselves in a weird bit of hommage to the Passion:
So I was thinking, Been there. Quotidian. Hows about, instead, we crucify some Muslims? Call it Interfaith Dialogue. Why do they hate us? Because they don't understand us!
I'm thinking a little nailing of a few Musselmen upon the timbers would satisfy everyone's craving for multicultural understanding. We all get it now, don't we? You have jihad, we have... this! Now let us break bread together.
Of course, it would be remiss not to share another's faith system as we share ours. So we could mutilate their genitals at the same time. Cover all the bases.
I'm sensitive to other cultures like that.
You know, there is a LOT of iron in your irony here....
Posted by: Jack at March 30, 2007 1:41 AMThe iron is in the nails, Jack.
Posted by: Velociman at March 30, 2007 2:01 AMcrucifing takes to long. We Americans all have ADD and wont sit around for 3 days waiting for some camel fucker to go tits up. Thats why we have so many Lynchings back in the day.
Sadly we have sunk to drive-bys to keep us amused.
Posted by: JohnB at March 30, 2007 4:31 AMah, we get a glimpse of your soft side, how nice.
Posted by: holder at March 30, 2007 6:28 AMOnly if they stay crucified..I don't want them coming back after three days and starting up another religion..
Posted by: GUYK at March 30, 2007 7:18 AMI may be old fashion, but being stoned to death is the REAL way to go. Cost a little less too.
Posted by: Don Jr. at March 30, 2007 7:32 PMHow very, very insensitive to the feelings of the Muslim world. I am wet with comassion over this! How dare... frizzt, snorkle, blorg... Oh, yeah, better now. WTF happened. Must have passed through some stupid cloud just now.
Posted by: Cappy at March 30, 2007 7:41 PMI looked through the Bible, and I didn't see anything about tossing their sorry asses out of a helicopter.
Damn!
Posted by: Jim - PRS at March 30, 2007 9:31 PMI bet someone pays you big bucks to come up with handy solutions to problems like this.
Posted by: Chickie at March 30, 2007 10:01 PMWhere is this you live exactly Mr. Velociman?
Posted by: Mohammed Abdul-Rhamin at March 31, 2007 10:28 PMNobody is to start crucifying anyone. Even if they did say "Jehovah."
Posted by: zonker at April 1, 2007 10:32 AMYes, Vman, we've all seen your sensitive side,,,such a good idea to share!
Posted by: Michele at April 1, 2007 4:33 PMSuch kind toughtful ideas for our
Islamofacist brethren, helping them along
to their 72 virgins. Your sensitivity is
truly overwhelming. Great minds think alike.
Let the games begin.
Semper Fi
You are so mean to our Muslim friends, V-Man. Mean, mean, mean.
Thus, I have well and truly thrown The Gauntlet of Snakes in your Tuco-esque mug on my own blog!
Posted by: Rosie at April 2, 2007 10:48 AM