March 20, 2007
Heh Heh... All Tuco, all the time.
The Tuco channel..., or channeling Tuco
Got a problem widdat, Neck?
Posted by: Velociman at March 20, 2007 9:18 PMBLONDEEEEEEEE!!!!
Posted by: og at March 20, 2007 11:09 PMUnk....unk...there's no name on it!
Posted by: mplsk at March 21, 2007 12:55 AMYou see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend...
...those with loaded guns, and those who dig.
You dig.
Naw man, no problem here... I understand pictures just fine, it's those five dollar words you toss out once in a while that mess with me. TUCO your ass off brother.
I was just offerin' up somethin' for you to pursue should you ever decide to quit bloggin' again, for a week.. The TUCO channel. You know we'd dig it...
Can't you just see it, think of the possibilities man, TUCO video games, ONE BASTARD GOES IN, ANOTHER COMES OUT... BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM... It's awesome man. The audio at the beginnin' of the game could be like "Hammer Time, you can't touch this", but change the lyrics to "TUCO Time", or get Nelly to mumble some shit to a remake of the original soundtrack... somethin' with a gangsta feel and a thumpin' beet to it ought to work.
WTUCO talk radio, on and on and on.
TUCO Taco's. TUCO action figures with eye's that close when you lay him down for bed time.
Hell man, why not make up some TUCO vinyl stickers to put on the back glass of your rig that says somethin' like...
"We're tired of fuckin' 'round Osama, We're sendin' in TUCO... Love W."
Don't like that idea, hell, try this on man...
TUCO Tat's... Get TUCO on your titty... Momma did.
When you've exhausted every possible way you think of to make a buck off ol' TUCO, pause and ponder a bit, you're not done yet. It's time for a new movie. TUCO does Tulsa, or Tuscaloosa, or... shit I shouldn't say this... TUCO does TEXAS... Hey, Stallone made like half a dozen Rocky movies, and TUCO's definitely more of a Bad Ass then Rocky ever was. He just didn't run up and down steps in Philly, and he didn't do HGH. He's a natural Natural Bad Ass.
Ok, that's enough for now. I've got more ideas, but it's your blog, and I don't want to hog it. Blog hogs suck.
You might want to do TUCO-T's with that line about Natural Bad Ass... I'm just sayin'...
Posted by: RedNeck at March 23, 2007 12:07 PM