February 20, 2007
The Feast of Snakes
March 10 and 11
Claxton, Georgia
GPS coordinates 32.10.603333N 81.53.816666W
Crib: undisclosed
Chou wondered in an e-mail if rednecks might die.
My personal belief is they're a pretty wary bunch with the snakes, so we'd have to snuff one ourselves to scratch that particular itch.
And if that tragedy/mishap occurs, I vote Yabu and Eric must dispose of the body. I caucused myself, and they appear to be the most expendable of the tribe.
Thems not being from Georgia, and all.
You are a fast motherfucker!!!
Posted by: Yabu at February 20, 2007 10:29 PMWell I am Velociman.
Posted by: Velociman at February 20, 2007 10:36 PMTouche...
Posted by: Yabu at February 20, 2007 10:51 PMI think I'm safe that weekend. It's a jail weekend for me. You know where to find me if you need me. Hell, 'bout half way through that shit and I might volunteer... Always wanted to be the sacrificial 'Neck. Guess the judge is givin' me my wish...
Posted by: RedNeck at February 20, 2007 11:37 PM"Handling" snakes with long poles is not handling.
Posted by: Keeskennis at February 21, 2007 12:14 AMDamn, that's a nice looking rattler,
always brings back fond memories of my past,
I still say ain't nothing finer than rattler
on the plate for dinner, no joke, eatin many
of em, and miss em now. I only had one rule,
that gotta be big, don't fool with the small
ones, waste of time. Adrenaline rush junkie
I was, tangle with a big rattler, you will
know the feeling when you do, damn I miss it
Crikey!
Posted by: Dash at February 21, 2007 10:33 AMYou are insane.
Posted by: agent bedhead at February 21, 2007 1:46 PMYou are insane.
Posted by: agent bedhead at February 21, 2007 1:46 PMAgain, you are insane.
Posted by: agent bedhead at February 21, 2007 1:46 PMSorry, but I can so NOT relate to any of this. Rattlesnakes? Oy vey, no way.
I do wish you Gawdspeed, and just to show I truly care, I would suggest printing this out and keeping a copy on your person.
Posted by: Erica at February 21, 2007 2:40 PMDamn, why you always schedule this stuff when I'm packed in solid? I's beginnin to think I aint welcome.
Well, I ain't, but hey.
Posted by: og at February 21, 2007 7:44 PMYou're always welcome, Og. But you're apparently too much of a puss to make it happen. You could if you really wanted to, you know. I'm booking you a room.
Not with us, of course.
Posted by: Velociman at February 21, 2007 7:56 PMI would so love to go on this trip. There is just so much that could go wrong! Horribly, tragically wrong!
There are obviously going to be large amounts of alcoholic beverages in close proximity to dangerous poisonous reptiles. What's not to absolutely love about that!
Hey V-man...I have Johnny Harris's Barbecue Sauce recipe if'n you want it. Don't know how it stacks up to the modern version since it was given to my Uncle Jack in the 1940's. Might be good on some of that snakemeat.
Posted by: Rosie at February 21, 2007 9:47 PMDo those snakes eat fruitcake?
Posted by: Belinda at February 21, 2007 9:56 PMYou coming to the Ogmeet, Vman? If you are, I'll be in Claxton.
Posted by: og at February 21, 2007 10:18 PMThat's my Neanderboy.
Posted by: Velociman at February 21, 2007 10:48 PMClaxton, Georgia: Home of the famous Claxton Fruitcake, now with SnakeBits™.
What next? Speaking in tongues?
Posted by: Elisson at February 21, 2007 11:04 PMho.ly.sh.it. My blog friends are gonna die!!!
Posted by: Jean at February 21, 2007 11:47 PMIf one of us doesn't, Jean, then the whole thing's a mere pickle. And we wouldn't want that. My money is on Zonker. Though I'll miss him.
Posted by: Velociman at February 21, 2007 11:57 PMI vote for the pickle.
Posted by: Jean at February 22, 2007 9:42 PMI thought we had a deal, Vman? We'd get Yabu liquored up (no effort there), push him into the snake pit and record his efforts to fight his way out. The video sales oughta cover any outstanding bar tabs. But now I'm the victim, huh? Asshole...
Posted by: zonker at February 23, 2007 10:28 AMDamn, Zonk. There goes our carefully laid strategy. You're worse than a New York Times reporter.
Posted by: Velociman at February 23, 2007 10:54 AMAll I know is, I'm takin' pictures. And trying to snake-proof myself by consuming a boatload of Sazeracs. Snakes is allergic to Peychaud's bitters, so I hear.
Posted by: Elisson at February 23, 2007 2:08 PMV-man - I just talked to Yabu. I should be able to make it. If nothing else we can get hammered in Savannah down on River Street.
Posted by: Denny at February 24, 2007 2:18 PMHey V-Man, I have a snake with your name on it.
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