February 6, 2007

Annoying Retirement Commercial

Ameriprise's Dreambook.

Plan Your Retirement! Create a Life Strategy!

Handwritten notes in Dreambook commercial: Move to Napa. Buy a vineyard.

Velociman's opinion: Fuck You!

My Dreambook retirement notes: Move up from KalKan to Iams for Saturday night dinner. Have clusterwarts removed.

I guess it's an expectations game.

Posted by Velociman at February 6, 2007 11:22 PM | TrackBack
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New orthopedic socks for Wal Mart Greeter gig, plasma for sale today or next Tuesday? Euthenasia or Assisted Living? Flip coin. Dig it.

Posted by: rankin' rob at February 7, 2007 9:36 AM

Mine is to hit the Robert Trent Jones Trail. Have sticks, will travel. But, I need to fill a foursome. Any takers?

Posted by: Dash at February 7, 2007 9:46 AM

Binge drinking works for me.

Posted by: Jim - PRS at February 8, 2007 12:21 AM

Buying stock in Depends as we speak!

Posted by: Michele at February 8, 2007 1:05 PM

Gotcha covered, Dash.

Golf and cat food: my retirement plan.

Posted by: Elisson at February 11, 2007 7:40 PM
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