Velociworld

I have pictures from a few blogmeets where you look like that. In those pictures your face is mostly obscured by large bottles of rotgut and I've never seen you wear such simple headgear but other than that, the expression certainly looks familiar. Can I call you "Goldie" from now on?

Poor poor Kurt!

He has to look at that everymorning.

"Escape from Goldie" should be his next movie!

Make-up... Don't leave home without it! Just Damn!

Yep, she do look like she has been rode hard and put up wet..but then I reckon all of us in our sixties have that look..

You'll never look like that, Vman...

too much sun.

My guess would be that it's the first day in a while where she hasn't worn makeup. Makeup hides problems, but creates them as well. After days of wearing the crap, when you take it off to give your face a break, it take two to three days for your skin tone to return and even itself out.

For me, day one without makeup and I, too, look more like this Goldie pic than I should admit. Day two, and I actually feel safe leaving the house. Day three and I'm questioning my need for wearing makeup at all. And then, inevitably, the work week rolls around and the cruel cycle repeats itself.

Of course, I don't live and die by my looks like they do in Hollywood. If I were Goldie and my paycheck depended upon it, I wouldn't have left the house for at least another couple of days.

Damn.

Get y'seff embamed now, Vman. A good bamer can put a rose on those cheeks that'll last till the cows come home to roost. Save the trubbel later too. Plus, no more hair loss. Still haveta trim nails, though.

Adds new meaning to the phrase 'putting your face on'.

I'm with zonker,,,have a few pictures of ya looking even worse! But we still love ya anyway!

Has any one seen Danny Boniducie lately. Looks older than my dad.

She looks like she spent a weekend with Velociman.

Sitting in his ass.

Most of those hollywood stars will scare the shit out of you without there makeup on.

Y'all have saved me, here!

I now know that I can lather on copious quantities of makeup to my asspimples. There is yet, hope for my sorry ass.

Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Lesson learned? When a gal says you don't want to see her without makeup...you should probably believe her.

Now that I have taken a closer look, she is the spitting image of Emperor Palpatine. Damn.

Dude - Have you looked in the mirror lately?

Hey, if I was single, I'd hit it.

I'd still eat her corn encrusted shit.

This comment was NOT posted by James Hooker who's NOT using his daughters computer at her home in Bamalama.

Too much plastic surgery. Her face seems out of line with her forehead, ears...etc.

Hey...if you had gotten your start on "Laugh-In" with Dan Rowan & Dick Martin, you'd be looking the same way! Say good night, Dick?

So does this make her a golden oldie now or what?

Damn dude, you've gotta get that bag off the top of your page soon.

Wow... deleted my comment? WTF?

Don't make me take a shelva to ya.

I didn't delete your comment, ya nipple. Sure you didn't forget to post it after the preview page? Was it Profound, or just your usual shit?

Profound? Me? Heh...

'Twas the usual horseshit.

Oh that's so sad and a little scary.