December 19, 2006
Maggotage
By the way, that picture on the sidebar is, indeed, a maggot. Multiplified, like, a lot. That's what those doctors want to sew up in your bloody boo-boos to feast on your necrotic flesh. That's what spills out of zombie foreheads, Eric.
Posted by Velociman at December 19, 2006 11:09 PMAh dunno. Looks kinda cute, all embiggened like that.
Perhaps Walt Disney World will feature them in a new exhibit. I can see it now: Country Maggot Jamboree, with audio-animatronic maggots singing songs and plinking little banjos.
They'll make great stuffed toys fer th' kiddies, too. Looka them eyes!
And they can serve casu marzu on the cheeseburgers at the Snacke Shoppe.
Posted by: Elisson at December 20, 2006 6:51 AMReminds me of an uncircumsized penis (with teeth & eyeballs)
Posted by: Lisa W. at December 20, 2006 10:43 AMLeave it to Vman to one up e'rybody and post a two eyed white owl...
Posted by: RedNeck at December 20, 2006 6:22 PM... man, why you so mean?.... I sent you your zippo back and all.....
Posted by: Eric at December 20, 2006 9:53 PMThis thing must be smoked out one way or the other. Uluguru, Tanzania. That's a safe country, right? It's not like Darfur, or Rwanda, or the Democratic Republic of the Congo is it, Keesie? I'm not expected to buy yellowcake, am I? By the way, I am deathly afraid of machetes wielded with malice.
COME !!
Posted by: keeskennis at December 21, 2006 9:28 AMAnd here I thought it was a bloodworm. I saw on Dirty Jobs the other day that the bloodworm has two needle-like black teeth by which they tear human flesh, sucking it down their maws to tunnel into - let's say - your hand. And they're poisonous!
Get us a close up of that fella, V-man!
Posted by: Chai-rista at December 21, 2006 4:29 PMMerry Christmas to you and yours Vman! What'd you get your dog for Christmas? ;)
I'm only home for a little while to catch a buzz before dinner so I'll come back later with some clever comment.
Meanwhile, Merry Christmas to you and yours Vman.
Posted by: Libby at December 25, 2006 4:31 PM