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Ever see one of these on the back window of a breeder box minivan?



How fucking precious are these? You have the whole little tribe there. The Happy Kieslow Fambly. With Little Austin! And Little Kailyn! And Little Meagan! And Binks!

Excuse me my vomitus indignatiens. Look: if I wanted to know what your family looked like I'd execute a home invasion on your smarmy asses. Really get to know you. Would you be shocked to discover no one gives a fuck what your nuclear family looks like?

I parked next to a minivan the other day with one of these pretentious decals on it. Of course when the family exited they looked more like this:



Okies aspiring to be Yuppies. What's the world coming to? Personally, I've always admired the integrity in a poor white trash family that knew exactly what they were, and were proud of it. No social climbing there. My granddaddy was a dirt clod farmer, I is a dirt clod farmer, and the good Lord willing, my grandchildren will be dirt clod farmers. Pride, I say.

In a related note it seems members of the untouchables caste in India are converting to Buddhism and Christianity in order to erase their Dalit untouchable stigma. Of course, there are laws against that sort of thing in India. Some countries still respect the illegality of rising above one's station. Just because shit floats doesn't mean it should be allowed to rise to the top.

Somebody tell the Kieslows to get with the fucking program.