November 3, 2006
All Steamed Up
My Intrepids know that I am sometimes vulnerable to being importuned in an Evil Cause. By which I am referring to James Hooker's practice of asking me to expound on selected Nasty Practices. Not that the Velocigod is personally acquainted with said Nasty Practices, no, no - but as it is the business of Gods to be omniscient, I must therefore snatch the burning brand from Olympus and whack some heads with it.
Damn, that metaphor was so compiscated, it even got me cornfrused.
Lookee: now that we have investigated Cornholing and Felching, James has requested that we continue in a coprophilical vein and explicate the fabled Cleveland Steamer.
Rather than explain this Execrable Act in so many words, I have it on good counsel that a picture is worth a thousand of them, and so, below the fold, I present unto you an actual photograph of a Cleveland Steamer. Warning: The squeamish need not apply.
And now, I, James, Nippleus Nibbleus, must, with great, anguished reluctance, but I must, I'm trying to get ten commas in here,....bow to you, oh Velocihova.
Posted by: James Hooker-Nipple Whisperer at November 3, 2006 8:11 PM.. tease...
Posted by: Eric at November 4, 2006 9:36 AMWho's the sonofabitch who gave me a Cleavland Steamer and paid me off in bananas?
Posted by: Jim - PRS at November 4, 2006 9:48 AMAnd I so ready to be grossed out, I even had my hand over my eyes to peek just a little bit!
Posted by: holder at November 4, 2006 12:47 PMWhat A Let Down Oh ~ Velocigod, and thanks I'm sure. The suspense of a 'Cleavlend Steamer' was too much to endure anyhows. Hold On Though ~Looking closely at the afterdeck one can see the act in progress^
Posted by: G@rgoyle at November 4, 2006 3:37 PMWell the photo makes the act look almost poetic and speaking of poets, am I the only one that noticed Elisson's tag on this post? If that's supposed to be part of the joke, I think I don't get it? Any help for the humor impaired?
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