October 30, 2006
Glorious....
... seeing as Our Hero is absent recently, I feel the need to pull up some of his old posts.... lest he be dead ded, of course.... and so, here is one of my all-time favorites....
"My Kingdom For a Muse" ... originally posted on November 14th, 2003 at 11:15PM.....
Thalmia is obviously making sex romp videos with Shannon's ex. Calliope moved to Starke, where she is cruelly toying with anti-death penalty activists. Erato has been jerking my chain for years. Feels good, but there's little output, if you know what I mean. Clio, Euterpe, Terpsichore, and Polyhymnia are banned from Velociworld for personal reasons, although Clio gets a pass on Nostalgia nights. Urania is an air-head.
That leaves Melpomene, my great go-to gal, and she's in a worse funk than me.
... beautiful, no?.... but hey, a funk is a funk is a funk.... all that is left?... get funky, kemosabee.... otherwise, you best delete my keys... and to quote Mr. Helpful, "heh heh heh".....
Posted by Eric at October 30, 2006 7:19 PMSo hes not dead? I was waiting for the bad news!
Posted by: JohnB at October 30, 2006 7:42 PM... nay, Mr. Jackson.... not dead.... just obstinate..... we're he dead I would have posted all the Speedo photographs that he thought he deleted without anyone saving as a memorial... but, alas, he lives.....
Posted by: Eric at October 30, 2006 7:46 PMI was so getting use to the plain white statement.
Posted by: jamesoldguy at October 30, 2006 8:17 PM