October 11, 2006

Photoshop Sucks

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I don't know about you people, but when I'm online shopping for serious herniated gut support, should that eventuality befall me, I want to see how it fits with the packie.

This... thing, is an abomination. I can't tell squat. What the hell is it? Working title is pagina. The Bride's calling it the Rick Flair. The rest is up to you.

Posted by Velociman at October 11, 2006 8:38 PM
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where are the batteries?

Posted by: holder at October 11, 2006 8:47 PM

That's a married man. No real mystery.

Posted by: Jack Straw at October 11, 2006 9:20 PM

Man-gina.

Posted by: Craig at October 11, 2006 9:49 PM

What they're not telling you: That's the scaled down model, on the anatomically incorrect Ken Dolls.

Posted by: Cythen at October 11, 2006 11:49 PM

That looks like an Un-Mannequin.

Posted by: Elisson at October 12, 2006 9:17 AM

Self-portrait????

Posted by: Michele at October 12, 2006 1:11 PM

Lindsey Lohan in the "flesh"?

Posted by: holder at October 12, 2006 6:23 PM

Nah, I think you were on the right track with plain ole "abomination," on virtue of the fact that whatever it is, it is unfuckable.

Posted by: Erica at October 12, 2006 10:14 PM

I was going to post a link to "smooth tom" a eunuch who had this done to himself, but the dickless one has taken down his site. More's the pity, because it looked like he modeled for the above photograph. No,don't ask me how I ended up there.

Mem reeez.

Posted by: og at October 13, 2006 9:51 AM

Disgusting ~ Disgusting, could you please
ARCHIVE this one ASAP, makes my nuts ache just
looking at it, I can just imagine what the
Senator would say*.*

Posted by: G@rgoyle at October 13, 2006 2:57 PM

Just make it go away

Posted by: rankin' rob at October 16, 2006 6:57 PM

The difference between seeing that disturbing hairless mound of ungender every day for the past five or six days, versus say going to Zonker's everyday for a month and seeing that picture of lower Manhattan right after 9/11, has to be that everytime I come here I laugh my butt off just looking at that thing. It's just so damn ... strange, and mesmerizing in a way.

Wherever did you find it? Wait. Don't answer that.

Posted by: Erica at October 17, 2006 8:33 AM

Yeah, I was just thinking that perhaps it was time to move that one on down the page.

Posted by: Richard at October 17, 2006 4:25 PM

Btw, you are officially numba one google for herniated gut support.

Posted by: Key at October 17, 2006 9:44 PM

That's probably what's under that uniform two posts down.

Posted by: triticale at October 17, 2006 11:21 PM
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