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EX-FOLEY-ATION

I'm confused. But then again, I stay confused. Let me see if I have this right:

A GOP congressman has to resign in disgrace because he instant messaged someone. And, once that someone was of legal age, he got frisky with him via that selfsame instant messaging. From 1,000 miles away. And it seems the lad and his chums were just playing sport with the poor old gay fool anyway.

One career ruined. Control of the entire Congress now hangs in the balance. What the fuck???

This guy Foley's an idiot, of course, just on a discretion level, and good riddance to bad rubbish. We have hardcore guntotin' congressmen up here in North Florida, but still. This whole thing reeks of a fucking Kafka setpiece.

Democrats, who thought it perfectly jolly when Gerry Studds rogered a 17 year old male page, are AGHAST!

Foley should have fucked the guy, given the chance. At least then he could have some fond memories just before he blows his brains out in disgrace. Or, alternatively, appears in a South Beach drag show as Bet He Betty Page.

At least we know the rules now: Democrat cornholes a 17 year old boy under guise of authority: he is feted, glorified, returned for multiple terms. Republican doesn't fuck anybody, he's disgraced, and, oh, by the way, do you mind if we take your entire power structure down as well? Crass opportunistic shitheels. I'd be really pissed if it wasn't Denny Hastert in the gunsites. That sonabitch has been asleep at the wheel for years.

I tell you the funny thing: Democrats have the most shameless remorselessness about playing the gay card. LOVE gay scoutmasters, but want to shoot Foley and Klinghoffer him over the side of the ship. The Dems are showing more goddam homophobia than I can remember since Andy Dufresne tried to keep those prison cocks out of his peace pipe.

Anyway, as a longstanding fan of the Hoax, the Prank, in all its permutations, it's always funny to see one blow up, and see who gets hit by the shit.