October 3, 2006
Der Ring des Nibelungen
Dax put up this kick ass post, with mushroom clouds, and Richard Wagner. Which got me to thinking about 100 Suns, and Elisson, who gifted me with the Suns. Which in turn got me to thinking about Wagner's Ring Cycle, which...
Take a breath. Well. Okay. Which got me to thinking rings are round, like wheels, and it's all wheels within wheels, people! So I'm not crazy, we reckon. Do you think it's happenstance that the first song they ever teach you is The Wheels on the Bus go Round and Round? Fuck no! That's called the Set Up. Or the Inoculation. Or the Jimmy.
I don't have all the answers. But I have a few. Lookit:
Fuck Iraq. Tap the oil, move on. I don't believe in Nation Building. I believe in carpet bombing into the Stone Age to disable a threat, and moving on. Airdrop leaflets of the Code of Hammurabi on the screwheads. Look familiar? It should! You scumbobs have been toying with Law and Order for 3,000 years. Not my problem anymore. You're neutered, I'm happy.
So what do the mullahs in Iran need? Selective assassination. Pop off a few of the misogynist cocksuckers. And family. Leave notes. Like: It's Hard Being Green. But your dead wife is looking that raw, baby. You really should sew her nose up now.
Anyway, I could go on all night like this, but my ideas are like habanero peppers. Take a tiny bite, or a sniff, and back the fuck off. The rest ain't as good as that first nip.
Actually, in my case, the first nip sucks, too.
Posted by Velociman at October 3, 2006 8:41 PM
Like the black meat, the flesh of the giant aquatic Brazillian centipede- both enticing and revolting, instantly addictive and vomit inducing.
--William Burroughs, Naked Lunch.
Pass the salt, ma brotha
Posted by: og at October 3, 2006 10:37 PMShit, I might just start posting merely in order to give you a lesson in permalinks.
Dax's post is here:
http://www.daxmontana.net/?p=1577
Just Damn!
Posted by: zonker at October 4, 2006 8:20 AMWell, fucking Whoops!, bitch! Now go back to bed.
Posted by: velociman at October 4, 2006 10:05 AMomg, you are so like habaneros!! i love your answers, except it's all just conjecture. wish you were more motivated to put these wheels in motion. just blogging it won't help.
Posted by: shoe at October 4, 2006 1:25 PMIt has been a while since someboody that was fuckin' with us has been made an example of hasn't it... I say pick one, Medina, or Mecca.
Habanero their asses... Of course, send fair warning first... just so they can see that they were a shit load better off gettin' the fuck out and playin' civilized, and also that the next mushroom could be comin' to a city nearer them without warnin'...
Posted by: RedNeck at October 4, 2006 9:24 PMAren't the Japanese much nicer now? Habanero's for peace is my point. Just Damn!
Posted by: Dax Montana at October 5, 2006 8:36 AMExcuse me, I seem to be lost. Someone told me this was the Lord of the Rings blog. Can you direct to the room with the hobbits?
Posted by: Libby at October 5, 2006 4:19 PMI ate the hobbits. GET IN MAH BELLAY!!
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