Velociworld: Misdirection

I don't know - I think you should keep it; I rather fancy seeing you with a pink monkey, Vman.

Posted by: Lisa W. at September 30, 2006 8:44 PM

Maybe you could keep the pink monkey, but have his likeness put on a coffee mug and send it to Elisson and the rest of the crew. Heh.

Posted by: Bou at September 30, 2006 9:53 PM

That monkey is looking at that bottle with an expression that fairly shouts, "Can that thang accommodate a few D-cells? Or maybe kin Ah hook it up to a car battery with some jumper cables?"

Very disturbing.

Posted by: Elisson at October 1, 2006 12:23 AM

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
William Shakespeare

Your writing usually has a subtext of Southern gentility and charm. That trait is usually overwhelmed by a writing style that is quite reminiscent of the late great Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, with some Ken Kesey and Terry Southern thrown in. A large ego accompanies those traits.
You should feel secure divestiing yourself of the hideous little monkey by gift mailing it to Eric.
Wall

Posted by: Wall at October 1, 2006 12:58 AM

.. hey, leave me out of this... this grouchy slapfest is between Elisson and Velociman... and both of them deserve a pink monkey...

Posted by: Eric at October 1, 2006 8:46 AM

All monkeys are good.

Posted by: KeesKennis at October 1, 2006 10:33 AM

Dye his fur. Even if the color doesn't come out just right, you can always claim he's a punk rock monkey or something. Maybe spike his hair a bit and call him Sid. Ohhhhh yeah!

Posted by: zonker at October 1, 2006 8:53 PM

Ellison, without those D-cells my London Bridge just won't go down. Damn that monkey!

Posted by: velocibride at October 1, 2006 11:34 PM

Sorry Elison, didn't mean to screw up the spelling of your name but it's the champangne and batteries that monkey thieved from me, it's rather upsetting. Damn that monkey! By the way he's holding a feather boa but we we'll discuss that later.

Posted by: velocibride at October 1, 2006 11:45 PM

still mucked it up ELISSON, but I got it right this time. The damned monkey is in the trash along with the other toys bound for the island of misfit toys. This monkey is hideous and makes me nervous.

Posted by: velocibride at October 1, 2006 11:59 PM

All I can say is "Break Left".....

Posted by: Yabu at October 2, 2006 12:19 AM

Is that a bottle, or is the monkey just glad to see you?

Posted by: Jim - PRS at October 2, 2006 2:11 AM

Vman, if it is your 'lil', and Elisson is like a close family relative - say like abrother - wouldn't that make him a monkey's uncle? LEt him have the monkey!

Posted by: ralphd00d at October 2, 2006 2:31 PM

I say give it some berkeley cammo. Tie die the bastard and keep it. Plus, you think that puppy is a babe magnet... Try a monkey that's hung like that one with berkeley cammo and batteries, included... Nothin' like it brother.

Eat your heart out Elisson...

Thanks for the correct spelling velocibride... I've been spellin' the "E" word wrong forever now.

Posted by: RedNeck at October 2, 2006 5:43 PM

I'd keep it, but it's pink.

A man who wears pink because it's in style is a wuss, but a man who wears pink because he fucking feels like it is a man.

Likewise, a man who keeps a pink stuffed monkey because he fucking feels like it, is a man.

Keep the monkey if you fucking feel like it.

Posted by: McGehee at October 2, 2006 7:36 PM

It's pink. It's a monkey. It drinks cheap champaggnee. What's not to love? That sucker would be in my rear car window, giving the finger to everybody.

Posted by: Bane at October 2, 2006 11:08 PM

Keep the bastard and TIE DYE it!!!
Get Rid of It? NO WAY JOSE
After it's tie dyed, please post the pic
Can't Wait

Posted by: G@rg0yle at October 13, 2006 3:10 PM