September 26, 2006
BIG MAMA
I'm seriously running out of Senator stories here. At least the ones that beg repeating. I love my old man enough I'll keep a few to myself. And even I am not accorded that dignity (a few to myself), having exposed myself in my most egregious states to bloggers, of all people. There's yer fucking discretion, Velociman. You numbnuts.
Anyway, the Senator and his law partner at the time, a great true friend, bought a boat called the Big Mama. A 26 foot convertible, suitable for partying or fishing. A big step up for the Senator, who'd been buying 17 footers to troll his children around in.
Now, the opportunity to do the right thing by the collective kids was huge with the Big Mama, but, alas, I only had one excursion on that bitch. And I was vomited upon by a 6-year-old. But that's an old story.
That thing became, instead, some nefarious floating ISSUE with the distaff side of the respective houses. Meaning, at some point, the Collective Wife, inured to false tales, had smoked out the fact that the Big Mama was a floating hootchie pad. Or somesuch.
I won't elaborate, other than to say, those were trying times for little souls. I just wanted a boat ride. But apparently the line was very long, and little souls queued up at the rear.
I figure, or surmise, complete whoredom. Insane drunken stenotypists swinging from the tiny little chandelier of the Big Mama, tits asway, cooters agape. But that's just my prurient self. I'm merely disappointed there was no bias to inoculate the little Velociboy against tarts by, say, indulging the little fart.
Ah. well. We're all mad at Dad for something, right?
Query: who's going to make it up to me? I've been wronged!
Posted by Velociman at September 26, 2006 8:21 PMmake it up to you?......as in...hmmmm...I'm new here, maybe I shouldn't ask.
Posted by: Jean at September 26, 2006 9:54 PMYour Daddy must have bought you a car and there in the back seat was your daddy's way of saying..."here's your boat ride".
Posted by: LeeAnn at September 26, 2006 10:06 PMI could send you a picture of my tits. Probably bigger than the ones on any secretary you know. Guaranteed insurance against you ever becoming gay.
Posted by: og at September 26, 2006 10:50 PMThere are no newbies here, Jean.
Posted by: velociman at September 26, 2006 11:02 PMok......askin'...
Posted by: Jean at September 27, 2006 4:10 AMcontinuing question....does one need a boat to give you a ride?
Posted by: Jean at September 27, 2006 10:00 PMIt's funny goodluck http://www.lastfm.it/user/Kimricks/journal/2008/08/24/24ov0c_you_tube_8tv The Toob 8((( http://www.lastfm.it/user/Kimricks/journal/2008/08/24/24ouy3_tube8 Boobtube >:]]] http://www.lastfm.it/user/Kimricks/journal/2008/08/24/24oux9_you_tube_8 Zoo Toob 138013 http://www.lastfm.it/user/Kimricks/journal/2008/08/24/24ouzp_free_tube_8 Gratuit Porntv 1947 http://www.lastfm.it/user/Kimricks/journal/2008/08/24/24ouyu_free_tube8 Sextv Free 012
Posted by: Nmvymmfk at September 11, 2008 11:53 AMhgf hg jfhg kjhgk fdf d http://bbs.keyhole.com/ubb/showprofile.php?Cat=&User=1441129 ">redtube jfjhg khjg khgjf k
http://bbs.keyhole.com/ubb/showprofile.php?Cat=&User=1441130 ">hqtube
sweet work 10x see u http://www.blackplanet.com/redtubezzz/ ">uporn =)
http://www.blackplanet.com/pornhubzzz/ ">pornos bb
cool site thanks see u http://www.blackplanet.com/hqtubezzz/ ">tube8
=) http://www.blackplanet.com/porn-hubzzz/ ">redtub
i like your site very great thx http://www.blackplanet.com/beast-tubezzz/ ">pornotv =)
http://www.blackplanet.com/porno-tvzzz/ ">redtube
nice site sweet work thx http://autumnnn.u.yuku.com/ ">boob tube =))
http://jadaaa.u.yuku.com/ ">tube8
nice work great site thx http://dianaaa.u.yuku.com/ ">porn hub -))
http://melanieee.u.yuku.com/ ">animal sex tube
great post thanks see u http://saraaa.u.yuku.com/ ">xvideos
http://michelleee.u.yuku.com/ ">hot tube
cool post dude thx http://jocelynnn.u.yuku.com/ ">hqtube =)
http://evelynnn.u.yuku.com/ ">porno tv
interesting post 10x http://amberrra.u.yuku.com/ ">xtube =)
http://isabelll.u.yuku.com/ ">beast tube
cool post dude thanks see u http://kylieee.u.yuku.com/ ">boob tube =)
http://trinityyy.u.yuku.com/ ">nexxx
nice work great site thx http://maryyy.u.yuku.com/ ">porno tube =)
http://madelineee.u.yuku.com/ ">porn hub
greaaat site dude very thanks http://victoriaaa.u.yuku.com/ ">porno tube =)
http://sydneyyys.u.yuku.com/ ">porn hub
cool post thanks http://mackenzieee.u.yuku.com/ ">youporno =)
http://haleyyy.u.yuku.com/ ">xvideos
i like your site 10x =) http://kimberlyyyi.u.yuku.com/ ">pornotub =)
http://kayleeee.u.yuku.com/ ">xtube
i like your site 10x =) http://kimberlyyyi.u.yuku.com/ ">pornotub =)
http://kayleeee.u.yuku.com/ ">xtube
wef kgjhkfld;lkgg mf,lc bng dnbdsgdsk dnjf m http://avaaa.u.yuku.com/ ">hq tube =)
http://haileyyy.u.yuku.com/ ">porno tube
good work great site =) thx http://www.blackplanet.com/Baileyyy1/ ">redtube =)
http://www.blackplanet.com/Emilyyy/ ">porno tv
interesting post http://www.blackplanet.com/Ashleyyo/ ">nude tube ;)))
http://www.blackplanet.com/Samantha0/ ">uporn
nice site cool post http://www.blackplanet.com/Oliviaaa/ ">animal sex tube ;)))
http://www.blackplanet.com/Hannahhu/ ">boob tube
beautiful site ;) http://www.blackplanet.com/Tayloros/ ">hqtube ;))
http://www.blackplanet.com/Chloew/ ">pornohub
nice work )) http://www.blackplanet.com/Emmaaa/ ">hqtube ;))
http://www.blackplanet.com/Madisonnn/ ">pornohub
sweet site )) http://www.blackplanet.com/Elizabetho/ ">xtube ;))
http://www.blackplanet.com/Jessicao/ ">zoo tube
good work cool site http://www.blackplanet.com/Haileyto/ ">youtubeporno ;))
http://www.blackplanet.com/Avaxui/ ">porn hub
nice site cool post http://www.blackplanet.com/Abigailll/ ">nexxx =)
http://www.blackplanet.com/Isabellaao/ ">youporn
nice work thx http://www.blackplanet.com/Mianax/ ">eskimo tube =)
http://www.blackplanet.com/Savannahu/ ">sextube
interesting post thx http://www.blackplanet.com/BrookeU/ ">uporn ;))
http://www.blackplanet.com/Mariau/ ">pornhube
good post thanks man http://www.blackplanet.com/JasmineI/ ">nexxx =)
http://www.blackplanet.com/Sydneyo/ ">red tube
good work great site http://www.blackplanet.com/Nicoleus/ ">beast tube =)
http://www.blackplanet.com/Makaylaus/ ">hq tube
great work =) http://www.blackplanet.com/Victoriaou/ ">redtube =)
http://www.blackplanet.com/EllaU/ ">porno tv
good site 10x http://www.blackplanet.com/Haleyu/ ">tube8 nice
http://www.blackplanet.com/Mackenziee/ ">pornotube
=)) http://www.blackplanet.com/Trinityus/ ">eskimo tube =)
http://www.blackplanet.com/Kylieus/ ">tube8 =)
http://www.blackplanet.com/Kayleeus/ ">hot tube =)
http://www.blackplanet.com/Kimberlyus/ ">eskimo tube =)
http://www.blackplanet.com/Madelineus/ ">pornhube =)
http://www.blackplanet.com/Maryus/ ">pornotube
dfgdg hgf h http://Joseffzx.vidiLife.com ">porno tv hfhdfghdfh http://Blakeev.vidiLife.com ">porn hub
Posted by: hqtube at November 16, 2008 6:51 AMdgsldkudsf udfgihs sushg hguiasfhas gsuighsd g http://Autumnev.vidiLife.com ">pornotv dfg sdh dfgh dfgh df f hd gs http://Devinefe.vidiLife.com ">zoo tube
Posted by: xtube at November 16, 2008 6:59 AMhfgh fhdf fh d jddhj j gfh j http://Alexanderef.vidiLife.com ">red tube gdfg hfgdh fhf ddfhfhf http://Jamesev.vidiLife.com ">redtube
Posted by: redtube at November 16, 2008 7:11 AMdfgdh hgfdg s hgfh jdfj df http://Kevinev.vidiLife.com ">eskimo tube hgfhd jfgfj g jgf jg http://Devinqqq.vidiLife.com ">hq tube
Posted by: xtube at November 16, 2008 9:47 AMdfg h fj f hj dfj ddsgdf http://Nathanielrgrg.vidiLife.com ">eskimo tube gfd hfgd fd shdfg hds sdgfh http://Carlosefc.vidiLife.com ">nude tube
Posted by: redtube at November 16, 2008 9:50 AMgdf fg hfdh dfgh fh dsdfd f hdfh h http://Antonioeve.vidiLife.com ">uporn gdf gdsf gsh sdgfghj dgf hdfgh fh http://Jadenve.vidiLife.com ">zootube
Posted by: hottube at November 16, 2008 9:58 AMdfg dg dfghd fghdf hhj df jhdf fg http://Richardef.vidiLife.com ">porno tv gdf hdfgh dfh dfh df dfh http://Johnevfe.vidiLife.com ">pornos
Posted by: tube8 at November 16, 2008 10:08 AMhfg hdfd hh dfg hhgfjhdsfdada dg http://Chasergref.vidiLife.com ">pornos dfh fghsdf gfdgj fsfg dfg http://Ericefef.vidiLife.com ">hqtube
Posted by: xtube at November 16, 2008 12:46 PMdfg shdf jj fg hj h ds y j hgfhfghhdf http://Williamqq.vidiLife.com ">tube8 hfhdfghdfh h dfdsfgsd hdshfjg http://Connorrrr.vidiLife.com ">zootube
Posted by: xvideos at November 16, 2008 12:47 PMdfg shdf jj fg hj h ds y j hgfhfghhdf http://Williamqq.vidiLife.com ">tube8 hfhdfghdfh h dfdsfgsd hdshfjg http://Connorrrr.vidiLife.com ">zootube
Posted by: xvideos at November 16, 2008 12:47 PMhf h jghj fgjjgk khkghj k k kjhk hk http://Wyattefe.vidiLife.com ">xtube f hfgdh dfh df hdsfg hfjfjhhj ghj g j http://Anthonyegef.vidiLife.com ">pornotube
Posted by: tube8 at November 16, 2008 12:56 PMgdf fg hdfh dfg jgfhj ddsg dfh http://Dylaned.vidiLife.com ">nude tube gfd gfdh dfgh fds gdg fg h http://Nathanvv.vidiLife.com ">porno tube
Posted by: redtub at November 16, 2008 1:04 PMhfg hfg hdfh df hgfjfhj fj fjh d http://Ianvv.vidiLife.com ">x tube gfd gfh sdg dh sdh fg hdfj http://Patrickvev.vidiLife.com ">zoo tube
Posted by: eskimo at November 16, 2008 3:39 PMhgfh hj jhgj fdg ffd hdfg h http://Lukerrf.vidiLife.com ">boob tube gfd gfh dfh http://Aaronsc.vidiLife.com ">tube8
Posted by: tube8 at November 16, 2008 3:41 PMdfg hgfh fh df hdff gdgf fh http://Ryanwrw.vidiLife.com ">beast tube gdf gdh dfh dfhsdg sfdhf hd http://Nicholaswef.vidiLife.com ">eskimo tube
Posted by: beasttube at November 16, 2008 3:50 PM