September 24, 2006

BLEG

I need some help, Gentle Enablers. I've been trying to draw a cartoon of Pope Benedict buggering Mohammed while smiting him with a six-foot cross of gold. Mohammed is wearing a gag-ball, by the way. But my drawing skills are weak. I can't get the gag-ball right. I would like to e-mail this to a few al-Qaeda websites. Stir up a little shit.

They say Descartes was the only person to ever draw a perfect circle freehand, you know, and he's dead. Or maybe it was some guy in Xenia, Ohio. I forget, but I remember seeing it in a Ripley's Believe It Or Not comic in 1968. So the circle for the gag-ball is an issue.

Perhaps I need models, the better to understand the flow of the human form whilst being reamed. That's where you come in. So to speak. Help me out here.

Posted by Velociman at September 24, 2006 3:30 PM
Comments

Check out this crazy bugger for more cartoon ideas...

Posted by: Lisa W. at September 24, 2006 4:40 PM

Photoshop.

Posted by: rankin' rob at September 24, 2006 6:19 PM

Gotta remember that the gag-ball (when properly employed) will not be an exact circle. The part protruding from the recipients mouth will be round, but the back half will be denoted by several squiggly lines (as teeth), and a little "v" on its side (corner of mouth), etc. If you want detail, just pause your copy of "Pulp Fiction" in the appropriate places and place some tracing paper up to your idiot box. If you wanna be a fuckin' purist, just trace the bottom of a beer can.

Posted by: Johnny - Oh at September 25, 2006 9:42 PM

I can't quit reading Johnny Oh's comment. I am so going to love giving him shit over that next time I see him.

Posted by: Bou at September 25, 2006 10:30 PM

I need some help, Gentle Enablers. I've been trying to draw a cartoon of Pope Benedict buggering Mohammed while smiting him with a six-foot cross of gold. Mohammed is wearing a gag-ball, by the way. But my drawing skills are weak. I can't get the gag-ball right. I would like to e-mail this to a few al-Qaeda websites. Stir up a little shit.

Sign it, "Yours, Hillary Clinton" just for giggles.

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