September 15, 2006
What it Shaped Like?
I think phrenology gets short shrift. I do. I like the idea of gauging a person's behavior by the shape of their cranium. Haven't you ever seen a person with a misshapen head and thought that screwhead's trouble? Of course you have. And pretending skullnuts are just like the rest of us is just more multiculti diversity bullshit. I always size me up a person's noggin. One would be a fool not to.
For instance, and I beg your curiosity here: suppose this sidles up to you at the JC Penney urinal?
You're going to say That ain't fucking right! Gotta keep the weather eye on him.
And you would be totally justified. That ain't right.
See where I'm going here? We may scoff from our minarets, but we all know head shape is the fucking bomb of discrimination. I just don't like peoples with fucked up heads. If that makes me a bigot, so be it. But I say fuck those freaks. Know what I mean?
You're weird.
I love it.
Gazing there upon the visage of the elephentigo man, I got to thinking...apart from the "just damn" factor, what are the chances, I mean really, of this dude gettin'ANY pussy?
Posted by: James Hooker-Nipple Whisperer at September 16, 2006 5:26 AMI'm sure there's a fetishiste somewhere who'd hit it. But I'll be damned if I'm the one who's going to Google it.
Posted by: Rube at September 16, 2006 8:25 AMWould it surprise you to know that George MacDonald, C.S. Lewis' mentor, would agree with you, V-god? Of course, he was all about chins and eyebrows and foreheads, too. I think he was right about strong chins being a good indicator of a strong personality. You see very few successful people with weak chins.
Multiple chins is another matter entirely, however.
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at September 16, 2006 10:07 AMThat's profilin', and thats wrong...
James, somewhere there exists an "elephentigo WOman" that aint gettin' any either.
In which orifice? I ask you.
Posted by: Elisson at September 16, 2006 1:14 PM