August 25, 2006
Who Named Their Daughter Madison?
Who are the fucking screwheads that name their daughter after the last name of a president? It was a joke, you idiots! From Splash! She named herself from a street sign, and now you goddam morons name your daughters after her!
I thought we Boomers were ridiculous with our Joshuas and Katelynne/Caitline/Kaitlyn/Catelyn/Kateline, but you fuckers take the proverbial cake.
Madison ain't a girl's name, you fucking codswollops. Sally is a girl's name. You oh-so-clever shitheads make me puke. Madison. I wouldn't name my dog Madison. And now your child is in school, and every time the teacher calls "Madison!" 15 heads turn around. Very original. Very fucking original.
Of course, at least it ain't the '80's, when every girl born was Brittany Nicole. What the fuck was THAT? I blame the crack epidemic.
Let me give you some normal names. John. Mary. Jesus (for the reconquistas among us). Nice. Simple. No Meghhans allowed. And what's with Megan? That's an Irish name. You Irish? No? Then shut the fuck up with the Megan!
Me? If I ever have a boy, he will be Ramses. A very simple name, if you want your child to be an Egyptian Pharoah, or the imprint on a very fine rubber. See how easy that is? I'm working with you. Work with me.
Madison is purely amateurish...try playing in my world.
Drift off into the world of an 18 year old girl, spawned from trailer folk, and extremely high on demoral....
Mistral Ariele Flynn
Posted by: jmflynny at August 25, 2006 9:14 PMDon't you hate it when a pot calls a kettle black?
Posted by: Belinda at August 25, 2006 9:38 PMheh heh heh...my daughter has the name of a dead US President! ;) And it's not Madison and I like it so :P
Posted by: Lisa W. at August 25, 2006 10:21 PMOne of my best friends growing up was Reagan, beautiful girl, blonde, blue eyes, size 3. Hated her name. Heh, Reagan was in office.
Priss has been friends with one Kennedy (female), a couple of Brittanys and Caitlyns, and about 15 Madisons.
(BTW, you seem particularly angry about this. Do you need a visit with Dr. Cat?)
Posted by: Key at August 25, 2006 10:34 PMI still like little Formica Dinette...
Posted by: ben tzu at August 25, 2006 10:37 PM.. fuck you, motherfucker... my brother is named Joshua.....
Posted by: Eric at August 25, 2006 11:09 PMAnd that name turned him gay, no doubt... And THAT, Eric, is the proper use of an ellipsis... ...
Posted by: velociman at August 25, 2006 11:12 PMThank Gawd there are no blades in cyberspace. (Bad deja vu!)
Posted by: Key at August 25, 2006 11:21 PMWhy is it that some girls names are April, May, or even June....but you never hear of people naming their daughters February, March or July?
Maybe I'm just not hanging with the right people.
Posted by: DogsDontPurr at August 26, 2006 12:16 AMI'd be pissy too, if I had a girl's name.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at August 26, 2006 4:52 AM~sigh~
Of course no one's named July. Instead, they are named Julie or Julius. Or Julian.
... or Augustus.
And I wouldn't be surprised if someone did call their child February or December, what, in a world where people with lint-for-brains call would call their child Cinnamon Lollipop.
Personally, and I may get shot for this, I like Ralph, Harry, Sam, Irving, Melvin ... these are all good names (Michael & David, I shall assume, are givens).
Posted by: erica at August 26, 2006 9:58 AMmy kids are Christopher Wayne, Marianna Elizabeth, and Ruth Helen, very old fashioned, yes, but my friend wants to name her girl Alora Sierra (Wiiill-l--ow, said the goat-fairy)
I've taught so many josh's and Zach's, Jennifer's, Caitlyns, Ashleys, but only 2 Charles' and a smattering of Anna's and Richard's.
But, I did know a girl names Tuesday. And didn't one of the Van Zant's name their girl Melody? That's kinda cool. Guess I should named mine Gradebook or Redpen
Madison isn't so bad.
Weird how names change thru the years.
Ethan, Adam, Edith, Gladys, Beverly, Phyllis, May, Rosemary, Lana, Cliff, Arnold, Martin ... names of the past I don't hear any more.
Posted by: vicki at August 26, 2006 10:55 AMI have a friend who named her daughter Tristan. Yes, Tristan. For a girl child. When the child reached third grade she came home one day and said "momma, what do you think of the name Emma?" "Why that's a nice name sweetie," sez Mom. "I'm glad you like it because that's what I want to be called from now on." And so she is.
Posted by: rankin' rob at August 26, 2006 1:41 PMHuh. Perhaps they're fans of the quintessential Tom Hanks movie, "Splash."
Posted by: sadie at August 26, 2006 3:03 PMMy Mom is Gay...no really! Just Damn!
Posted by: Dax Montana at August 26, 2006 4:42 PMNo she's not, Dax. Well, not all the time! Wanna see pix?
Posted by: velociman at August 26, 2006 4:53 PMI'm pretty sure girls named Madison have to go into porn.
I saw a commercial for some anti-hair drug the other day called Vaniqa. Can't wait to see Vaniqua checking my beer at wal-mart in a few years.
Posted by: blue at August 26, 2006 6:23 PMA nurse told me once a woman named her girl "Placenta" because it sounded pretty. How would you like to be known as "AB" (for afterbirth) I shudder at the thought of it.
Posted by: holder at August 26, 2006 8:10 PMHere is unquestionably the best bad baby name repository. Plenty of Madisons and Katelyn/Catelin/Caitlin's but also Chlamydia, Zavory, and Jesus (yes, the church pronunciation...)
Posted by: caltechgirl at August 27, 2006 3:19 AMCheck out Dale's weekly list of names of new borns in his area:
http://mostlycajun.com/wordpress/index.php?cat=18
Such goodies as "her baby girl is now Chrystae’Jah Shanae " bwahahahaha
Posted by: GUYK at August 28, 2006 12:37 PMWorked with a chick once- white babymomma with 4 kids by two different black guys. Child one had a normal name- no assistance from Dad #1 on the name. Chirrens 2, 3, and 4 were named by Dad #2: Dyquesia, Kyron, and Ginkayla.
I shit you a negative.
We're expecting a Wee Skwerly Spawn in December. If said spawn (now called Peanut, as the gender is, as yet, undetermined) be a girl, her name is Eva Elizabeth. If Peanut is a boy, he will be Nicholas Cody.
Posted by: Skwerly at August 28, 2006 5:34 PMDamn, here in the land of Zion (Utah), Madison is required for girls. Braydon or Kaydon is required for boys. I see some haggard woman traipsing around with a passel of kids hanging from a shopping cart and I guarantee at least one Madison and/or Braydon.
Posted by: Daniel Medley at August 28, 2006 8:59 PMHell, what about chicks with mens' names, like Hunter, or Paris?
Posted by: Tennessee Budd at August 29, 2006 5:00 PMMarvin is a good manly name. It was my dad's and eldest brother's. Now the only place I see that name is at HogOnIce -- Steve's bird!
Posted by: Peggy at August 30, 2006 2:13 PMCalTechGirl beat me to the punch with the 'Baby's Named a Bad, Bad Thing' link -- freakin' hysterical. Afforded us hours of rolling on the floor laughter when daughter & hub were name-hunting for the grandchild. Someone gave them a book of "1001 Original Baby Names" (or somesuch) -- actually offered Fructose as a baby girl name. And along the lines of the Placenta above -- a woman I know at work used to do birth certificates at a hospital in South-Central LA -- had to disuade a woman from naming her kid Vagina -- again, because she thought it was beautiful and distinctive. As for Madison -- suffice it to say that I draw blood samples on newborns almost daily and there are a bunch of 'em ... bleech!! At least Heather and Tiffany are finally done with for the most part!
And good on ya for utilizing 'codswallop' -- one of the truely great invectives! I thought I was the only one in the world still using it. Nothing like creative cussing! =]
Jeez...you do go on so.
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Madison's not a bad name. But I wouldn't name my child that!!! Besides people love Madison so much that that they name there child Madelyn or Madeline
Posted by: Mikayla at May 26, 2007 3:30 PMMadison's not a bad name. But I wouldn't name my child that!!! Besides people love Madison so much that that they name there child Madelyn or Madeline Yuck!
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Posted by: your moma at July 14, 2007 12:06 AMI would love to fuck Madison
Posted by: eddie at August 23, 2007 12:42 AM