August 24, 2006

Good Sweet Jesus!

This story rocks. A man in India has a distended belly that makes him look 9 months pregnant. When, at the age of 36, he is admitted to the hospital in excruciating pain, the doctors operate, thinking it's a giant tumor.

But it's not! It's a mutant baby, his absorbed twin. Limbs, jaw, genitalia... He has a fucking homunculus in him! Body parts living parasitically off him all his life. Even I couldn't make this shit up.

Be sure to watch the video. You don't want to miss the removal of the body parts. Now excuse me while I throw up.

Posted by Velociman at August 24, 2006 6:53 PM
Comments

Oh, that's just fucked up.

And damned if I don't want to see more...

Posted by: zombyboy at August 24, 2006 7:13 PM

India always gets the good stuff. Just Damn!

Posted by: Dax Montana at August 24, 2006 7:40 PM

I wonder if one of the docs might not have taken it home in a jar. And how much he might want for it.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at August 24, 2006 8:01 PM

I saw it on ABC last night and I couldn't believe it. That's some bad bad juju, right there.

Posted by: Dash at August 24, 2006 8:14 PM

i couldn't make it to the video. was there really a video? dry heaving at the first pic.

Posted by: shoe at August 24, 2006 10:00 PM

What is it with fuckin' India?

First it's the guy with two functioning dicks that Eric tipped me to, now it's Homunculus-Boy. Is it something in that Ganges river water?

This gives me a great idea for a kids' show: Uncle Homunculus. Kind of like a Pee Wee Herman for mutants, only without the movie-theatre jacking off.

Posted by: Elisson at August 24, 2006 10:12 PM

Did the homunculus come with its own credit rating?

Posted by: Jack Straw at August 24, 2006 10:20 PM

Survival of the fittest baby. Yeah.

The comment about the doc reaching in and shaking hands with someone got me though. Hahaha.

Posted by: Richard at August 24, 2006 10:50 PM

Would this be called a "Partial Birth Abortion". Partial meaning a partial body.

Posted by: Vulgorilla at August 25, 2006 9:19 AM

... we need to have the next blogmeet in Delhi...

Posted by: Eric at August 25, 2006 9:40 AM

That story just screams Velociman

Posted by: Lisa W. at August 25, 2006 11:09 AM

that might explain the mutant

Posted by: james old guy at August 25, 2006 12:16 PM

In a related story, Aaron Neville's twin was discovered living above his right eyebrow.

Posted by: Anna at August 29, 2006 1:48 AM
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