August 10, 2006
SKYNYRD!!!
Sorry for the poor picture quality, but it was a Break Left Moment, if you know what I mean. That license plate says 4 SKYNRD, as post-apocalyptic an expression as one can find in Freakville, which is what Lex & Terry dubbed my domicile long ago.
That's why I don't go to sports bars, even for a Main Event. Because there is always some braying jackass of a Gator fan, swaying to an imaginary breeze, longneck in hand, foam-flecked spittle upon his crusted lips, screaming Lynyrd Skynyrd best fuck rock roll band WORLD!
Yea, verily, sonny. Now gimme three steps so I don't beat you senseless. Or, better yet, give me a Saturday Night Special so I can drill you between the eyes. Because you would look wonderful bleeding out on this peanut husk encrusted floor. You fucking screwhead.
Georgia roots run long and deep. And if you don't believe me, why, I'll whip it out and show you.
Oh I so agree....god I am so sick of that group and their songs.
Posted by: LeeAnn at August 10, 2006 7:21 PMI should know better than to read you with my mouth full :-P
Posted by: Chablis at August 10, 2006 8:45 PMYeh. Well. Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers.
Posted by: rankin' rob at August 10, 2006 9:33 PMEr, that guy standing next to you sounds suspiciously like the Venomous Hubby... and if he happened to have been standing next to a woman who looked like she wanted to melt into the floorboards right there without anyone noticing then, yep, that was him.
Annoying, isn't it?
Posted by: Venomous Kate at August 10, 2006 9:45 PMThe act of drilling a Skynhead between the eyes is known around these parts as "Flippin' the Free-Bird."
Posted by: Elisson at August 10, 2006 11:01 PMFREEBIRD!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
So... who's your favorite? Herman's Hermits?
Posted by: Dash at August 10, 2006 11:58 PMYeap...I know what you mean...
Posted by: Yabu at August 11, 2006 1:24 AMC'mon, folks. I know y'all are a little miffed that Skynyrd still outdraws Culture Club reunions, but damn....
Posted by: Tennessee Budd at August 11, 2006 12:12 PMThat don't look like a school teacher?
Posted by: Catfish at August 11, 2006 2:25 PMDang, the crusty-lipped baboon-breathed, rat-tail of whom you speak ... why, he's a friend of mine.
Posted by: erica at August 11, 2006 3:36 PMMy intention was not to impugn Skynyrd, a fine band, but the mindless dreck that comprise a great part of their fan base. Gaydurs, if you will.
Posted by: Velociman at August 11, 2006 5:22 PMAgreed ... insufferable, at best.
Posted by: erica at August 12, 2006 3:35 PMToday, while sitting for my cut and blow, a group of gals wandered in. They were there to get their primp on for a gal-friend's wedding.
A couple of their phones rang, and I'll be damned!
Sweet Home Alabama was their ringtone.
I thought of you...
Posted by: jmflynny at August 12, 2006 6:23 PMOh.
And I'll take 'Tuesday's Gone' and 'Simple Man' over some of the recent crap that's been put out...a n y day of the week.
Posted by: jmflynny at August 12, 2006 6:28 PM