August 3, 2006
The Guavaberry Man
The Guavaberry Man is the cockstud of Sint Maarten. As prevalent as Lenin, as dispostive as Mao. The Guavaberry Man rules the island. All meals end with a salutory shot of guavaberry rum. His visage peers at you from the airport customs room to the shitter in a lolo to your bathroom sink.
The Guavaberry Man sees all. He is at once mentor, captor, shaman.
All hail him, lest he suck your soul dry.
That first comment reminds of certain rhyme which states (basically) it's not what the appendage looks like, but what one does with it that counts.
Posted by: Nancy at August 4, 2006 5:05 PMLooks like Uncle Remus got hold of some MDA.
Posted by: Jack Straw at August 4, 2006 6:53 PMYo ho ho and bottle of rum. Looks like something out of reefer madness to me.
Posted by: Libby at August 5, 2006 11:30 PMAaaaaa, yes. The Guavaberry Man..... know him well. He's got a huge mansion, up above Marigot.... where he sells..... Guavaberry.... Drugs, ... Women ,,,,, whatever you want.
He sees all, knows all and is the secret King of St. Maarten/Martin... ( both the French and Dutch Side)... He's got more money ( and Guavaberry ) than anyone. He does have a secret stash of MDA which , if you buy 3 bottles of Guavaberry, he'll throw in a few doses of MDA, ,,,, mushrooms or four way windowpane.. .... your choice. Mix and match 'em.
But.... you must keep this secret... as indeedthe Guavaberry Man sees all, and know all... he is everywhere in St. Maarten.... and I mean everywhere.... Don't mess with him....he's everywhere... whereever there is a blank bit of space... you'll find him..... staring at you..... I was in the Seamans Club...thought I';d be safe there but sure enough , there he was,,,,, in the toilet...
Don't mess with the Guavaberry Man.... this is serious stuff
S. MDA
Posted by: S. MDA at November 3, 2006 6:53 PM