July 31, 2006
Gorilla
The Senator had scruples. With a capital S: Skruplz, they would say now. In all areas, be it his career, wherein his word was his bond, or in interneighborly transactions. The old fart was a man of his word. And he drilled that into our little gourds, ofttimes known as brainpans. One stood by their word.
Except in two areas, for him. Now, the marital banns, I can't really speak to. His rake-hellion days were over by the time I was a budding glow worm, but I've heard stories. I think the old man was connected enough to Fix whatever went Wrong, but we just didn't travel down that yellow brick road. Not the convo a mom has with the younguns.
The other area where the Senator felt compunction, or rejoiced, as the case may be, was in fucking with his children. We were little experiments, I reckon, and he a man with a singular sense of humour. Good Sweet Christ the man could pull a game. Our favorite was Gorilla. The Senator attended cocktail parties and sech on a regular basis. Like every Friday and Saturday. Tuxedo and white dinner jacket shit. And when he returned home he was usually completely tore the fuck up. Which, of course, made him imminently attractive to us kids. He was spry, game, hearty, completely insane. Sweet. And he would, if we asked politely, lower into a savage, dangerous ape, and swing his arms, and beat his chest, and grab one of us under his arm, and terrify us. And trust me, you wanted to be picked. No better skeer than to be the lowering old man's victim.
Mom hated this, of course. Because the Senator was drunked up, and savage, and was wont to hurt us inadvertently. But like all kids, we loved it. The old man was just another dangerous ride you sought out, like a carnival Tilt-A-Wheel with a bad operator. And all those rides have bad operators, don't they?
The old man could be a fucking hoot. I tell ya.
better the old man than a toothless carny geek with bad tats and breath. Nothing on earth like roughhousing with Dad.
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Posted by: LeeAnn at August 1, 2006 2:03 AMWell I never did see my daddy "under the influence" but we did spend a pile of time horsing around - and there WAS nothing better than getting picked... great story.
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