July 6, 2006
Multitask Mask
Saw this on eBay. Yes, it is the one and only Wery Wearsome Wearable Wooden Wayang Monkey Mask. It even has what appears to be a hole in the mouth for a cigar.
I don't kow about you, but this thing just screams blogmeet to me. Or Beneath the Dignity of the Planet of the Apes sex. Or both.
Yeah, the hole in the mouth is for a "cigar". right...
Posted by: Lisa W. at July 6, 2006 4:52 PMI was thinking along the same lines as Lisa.
Posted by: Maeve at July 6, 2006 7:27 PMIf that damn thing had eyes, they'd be following me...I just KNOW it.
Posted by: Chablis at July 6, 2006 7:33 PMUh-huh. You just happened upon that gawd-forsaken thing, huh?
Or did you run a search on "freakishly ugly pimped out monkey head"?
Posted by: Key at July 6, 2006 7:53 PMI, too, was wondering just what kind of search you have to put in to get that!
Posted by: DogsDontPurr at July 6, 2006 7:55 PMI was searching for unusual primitive fertility masks, preferably in the form of a simian. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Velociman at July 6, 2006 8:25 PMYou ain't fucking right...but you already know that.
Posted by: Yabu at July 6, 2006 9:20 PM*hisses in revulsion at the mention of fertility*
So, is it going to be a case of sit in a circle, and s/he who dons the Simian Mask has the right of speech? Charming.
Posted by: Cythen at July 6, 2006 9:24 PMScrew the mask, you need a couple of these. The man's done got inside your head man, you can at least minimize the damage.
Posted by: phin at July 6, 2006 11:03 PMSometimes you scare me Vman...
Posted by: Libby at July 7, 2006 8:22 AMAre you sure you are the quiet gent who didn't have all that much to say that I met at catfish manor back in January?
Posted by: GUYK at July 7, 2006 7:48 PMYou know sometimes I don't unnerstand.
Poor Vman.
Posting an innocent pic of my uncle's death mask.
And then Lisa and Maeve bringing this picture into disrepute, like Vman is Clinton or something.
Hey people, a cigar, is a cigar, is something you smoke.
Help me out.
Posted by: KeesKennis at July 8, 2006 4:11 PM