July 2, 2006
Wherein I Harrumph
I thought I had a sweet deal here. I love me, you love me. Very easy stuff. I am allowed to strut, and preen, and massage my ego. It's all about me, gotdammit.
And then these girlies get involved. Make me look bad. To wit:
A comment from Key Monroe:
Red toes for Vman? Naw, Vman gets off on deformities. Extra thumbs, third nipples, bulging hernias, missing belly buttons. Those are the pics that'll float his boat. Vman be freakie-deekie.
Well, we all know that. But you're not supposed to splay it vicariously across the playground, damn it. Where is my dignity now?
And then Kelley posts this. My skillsets were subsumed by the second paragraph. It was as if she were rubbing my nose in it. Sent me back to hunter-gatherer mode. Picking up mastodon bones for bleaching, and the furtive gnaw when no one was looking. Man, you send these girls to college, and they actually learn shit. Other than spree drinking, which was my major.
Erudite hotties. What's the world coming to? And where do I fit in?
"Erudite hotties. What's the world coming to? And where do I fit in?"
Just behind them in the bushes with a spycam?
Posted by: Lisa W. at July 2, 2006 8:34 PMAww. U so crazy. Thank you!
Posted by: Kelley at July 2, 2006 8:37 PMBeen drooling in the background over your writing for years, V-man. Rob, you and Kelley, and Anna when she bothers to post, had become the 4 blogs I for sure click on at least once a day. Rob for the drama and his unfettered take on everything from politics to peanuts, Kelley for her clear-eyed and unerring vision and wicked delineations, and you and Anna -- man, you both just take the English language to new levels (notice that I'm carefully not saying of what ...) But with Kelley and Anna both otherwise occupied for the nonce, dude, you are IT for me. I need my word fix. I've given up television for you guys. It pales in comparison. Don't make me go vacuum, or sort my sock drawer. And I wouldn't be surprised if Og isn't right -- keep your ears open, man. So keep on “sputtering” -- somebody out there will hear you. Granted, nobody can vilify quite like the A-man, and I'm not for a moment suggesting that he could ever be replaced, but you'll get scrutinized plenty and possibly even parsed by the more daring. And a few of us will continue to lurk in the background and drool over your wordsmanship and laugh our asses off at your tomfoolery, and occasionally even be moved by glimpses of the man behind the bullshit. So if we have to fire off the odd WTF, that can probably be arranged. LOL, and it looks now like you’ve got damn near the whole PODIW in tow already!
Posted by: Marianne at July 2, 2006 8:46 PMWelcome to neanderland. Come on inside, we treat you real good, kid. Candy and cigarettes.
Leave a sawbuck in the jar on your way out, if you can.
Posted by: og at July 2, 2006 10:15 PM..."freakie-deekie"...I love it
Posted by: vicki at July 2, 2006 10:31 PMYeah, yeah... Maybe I've just had my fill of red toenails. Besides, there's nothing wrong with a healthy deformity fetish. We've all accepted the Mutant as part of the family.
Posted by: Key at July 2, 2006 11:49 PMAw I want to be a erudite hottie, but I think it's too late.... I'm too old to be hot. I think Key is right though. Maybe we should give the Vman something of his own and retire the red toe thing....
Posted by: Libby at July 3, 2006 12:20 PM"And where do I fit in?" With Flipper?
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