Velociworld

Ahh, that explains it. I was wonderin' why that was. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess thats why we don't ever see any pictures of you that are of the "full body" nature... Just guessin' man. I mean, one has to be hung like a horse to wear that danged hat you love so much...

I'm not the least bit surprised to learn of your fascination with dolphin dong.

I see you still haven't switched those sidebar pictures...I'm telling you, if you want adoring, drooling, panty-throwing fans, you need to show us some... ;)

Geoffrey so wants to be me. But then, hell, who doesn't?

He wants us to love him and drool over him for his MIND, ya'll...

(And, I hafta admit, I kinda do... V-man's writing style is poetic. And, my favorite part... the more "vitriolic" (read: "pissed off") he gets, the more he's knockin' someone's dick in the dirt... the more subtle, creative and lofty (2nd def.) he gets. Gooood stuff.)

Where'd you get that shot? This is from the Lost Episodes of Flipper. In this scene, Flipper is telling the boys about the virtues of marijuana.

I see your G-rated dolphin penis and raise you one X-rated whale penis.

Great Caesar's Ghost. Who circumsized that bastard?

Whoa. Chablis wins. That leaves me speechless.

Have you ever been to Australia? Dolphins zip close to shore to allow swimmers to jerk them off.

Not sure who circumsized him but damn...I'm hoping he got paid well and wasn't a Hasidic or Orthodox jew. Oral circumcision on that thang would be a bitch!