June 17, 2006

I WANT TO BE GAY

I'm obviously living a life deteriorated. As evidence I point you to my friend Andy.
All these gays do is eat, sleep, work out at the gym, and fuck! I, for one, am envious. I want this lifestyle. Except for the poopshoot thing. But I want to be informed, buff, and getting the fuck laid. Don't we all?

Posted by Velociman at June 17, 2006 7:38 PM
Comments

You are gay. Now fix that link, faggot.

Posted by: zonker at June 17, 2006 8:17 PM

Well, I see Zonker lept on this one fast. Couldn't be denied, eh, boy? Is okay. We are all gay. Well, except for me.

Posted by: Velociman at June 17, 2006 9:32 PM

Well..now that I've regained my composure, I'd like to congratulate you on having the funniest non-crap-blogging post ever. In history. Period. "Poopshoot thing," indeed. Pure mastery of the blogosphere that you can work in a poopshoot reference and NOT have it turn into a crap-blogging post.

Let me know if you do decide to go gay, though, so I can rescind the application I submitted on your behalf to Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. I was trying to get you some free duds to go with your pimp hat and a 52" plasma TV.

They might let you be one the "Queer Eyes", though.

Posted by: David K. at June 17, 2006 10:39 PM

"Except for the poopshoot thing."
If you've never tried it, how do you know you won't like it? mwahahaha

Posted by: Lisa W. at June 17, 2006 11:17 PM

I had a boss who was indignant that the media went along with the game and called homosexuals "gay". "Why don't they call 'em what they are- 'Men who like to put other men's penises in their mouth'? It'd take up more room in the paper, but at least it'd be accurate."
Veritas.

Posted by: Jack Straw at June 18, 2006 8:38 AM

You, sir, even you your most flamingly flamboyant fagtastic moment, will not come even close to that which is Bryanboy. Sorry.

www.bryanboy.com

None of us will.

Posted by: Cythen at June 18, 2006 2:12 PM

Why would any man want another man? Women are so soft to touch and smell so good. Damn if I would give up the pleasure of a woman.
They are also fun to squeese.

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Posted by: vieiraze@hotmail.com at June 30, 2006 5:37 AM

some one add me, im horny and gay, dustin_john93@hotmail.com

Posted by: bob at August 24, 2006 8:21 PM

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Posted by: mohamed at October 9, 2006 7:07 PM

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Posted by: demmy at October 20, 2006 12:59 PM

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Posted by: faggot at February 7, 2007 4:15 PM
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