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KIRA

I normally don't do Public Service Announcement things, being a selfish immoveable bastard, and sullen and costive by nature, but Key is trying to dump her dog find a suitable home for her German Shepherd, Kira. And I like dogs, and would hate to see this creature go to the gas chamber, or whatever they do when they put these beasts down.

Key claims it is an allergy issue, which I accept at face value, except for the fact the dog e-mailed me, and said it was really a personality clash. But what are you gonna do? Lacking opposable thumbs the dog knows she's history. You can't fight City Hall, or Masters of Destruction.

Someone please take in this poor pooch. I would, but my cat would lacerate the thing until it finally bit the cat's head off. We don't want that. It makes the children cry.

Going once, twicet. Somebody take this hellhound lovable doggie under their wing. So that I don't have to.

Oh. Post Scriptum: Do she bite? I am told she do not bite. Licks a lot though, so I'm sure there a few bloggers who are thinking peanut butter and Shepherd. Ye have been culled from the list, you fucking perverts. That is all.