June 10, 2006
500,616
That's what the Sitemeter read today. I hadn't realized I was coming up on a milestone like that, or I would have bestowed a sugar wafer, or a piece of Pez, upon the lucky visitor. Nor do I care to backtrack to ascertain said visitor. Most likely someone in dire need of information on anal cluster warts, and they found me.
Ach. Well. At this rate I'll have another milestone in three more years. And that Pez nugget should be pretty well cured by then. I have it hanging in the smokehouse.
That is a big number
9-Nov-09 is when my 1/2 million is due and I dont sell cluster warts so it may take longer.
I should have mine by 2023, if Reverend Pixy hasn't booted my slothful ass by then. Congratulations Vgod. (I don't know what to say about that last line, but I'm betting someone will suggest that meat belongs in the smokehouse.)
Posted by: Key at June 10, 2006 6:39 PMOughta look like Elisson's chunk of ear crud by then...ewwww!
Posted by: Lisa at June 10, 2006 7:43 PMMmmmmmmmm. Pez.
Posted by: Elisson at June 10, 2006 8:24 PMMmmmmmmmm. Pez.
Posted by: Elisson at June 10, 2006 8:24 PMMmmmmmmmm. Elisson.
Posted by: Velociman at June 10, 2006 8:27 PMNevermind the writing and comments, this space is still blank.
Posted by: KeesKennis at June 11, 2006 3:13 AMJob well done, Cuz. I sure enjoy and look forward to checking you out often, but I live a very simple life.
Don Jr.
rankinblog ticked over 100k recently, thanks for the inspiration. Keep up the twisted work.
Posted by: rankin' rob at June 11, 2006 11:59 AMOut of curiousity, V-Man, when did you first put up your sitemeter?
Posted by: Bane at June 11, 2006 3:13 PMWell, Bane, about 6 months after I was up. Then 6 months later I realized I was only capturing home page. I figure I'm really at about 70 gabillion.
Posted by: Velociman at June 11, 2006 3:55 PMI don't really 'get' any of it. I put stuff up for decoration. Dang, that sounds gay.
Posted by: Bane at June 11, 2006 4:23 PMWell, Bane, your belligerent sexist attitude told all of us you were gay. It's alright. We're here for you. Well, they are. I'm not.
Posted by: Velociman at June 11, 2006 4:26 PMI hear your plaintive cry for me to leave, and not come back, and I obey.
Posted by: Bane at June 11, 2006 6:03 PMFitty more and you'll have a more telling number to your site. ;)
Posted by: Cythen at June 12, 2006 10:43 PM