Velociworld

HERE WE GO

I've been busy. Down in Orlando, immersed in Orientation, reckoning how much of my sumptuous take home pay will accrue to the State of Florida in tuitions and irregulars over the next four years, beginning June 23. Because I never plan ahead. Not my style. Planners are pussies. Anal retentives. OCD faggots. We hate them. Then of a sudden you have an 18 year old and it's a what the fuck moment.

Show me your wallet, child. $14? That ain't gonna cut it. We need cash. 18 years old? Never mind. A fleeting thought. That's all.

Waall. I regrouped, and ran some game theory programs, and it appears that I can probably get 12.7768 percentum of Velociworld readers to chip in a dime, or even a case quarter, towards higher education. At my readership levels the child will be lording it over an Arby's Beef N' Cheddar oncet a month, and licking her fingers in satisfaction. Sweet!

But of course I jest. I sees the people put up the Paypal buttons. Stroke me! Not because they need to educate a child, but because they need a new laptop. That's fucking creepy.

Anyway, I'll figure it out. I have some humble stock options maturing in early June. I was going to treat myself to a trip to Barbados Cocoa Beach, but I suppose not. Oh, the pain of forebearance. It's like holy water to a vampire. It hurts so bad, master.

To the point: I always have a point. The point is my loyal readership generally does not get the point. Within most of my posts is an embedded reference, or double entendre, that I expect some feedback on. And yet, and yet. Sigh.

There are the level one folk, who take the immediate bait, like a barracuda, or a dumbed flounder. "Lawnmowers? Shit! I knows that!"

Then the level two folk, who think "Well, then, Mr. Smart Ass is talking about lawnmowers, he must be talking about pistons, and stroke. Oh yeah. It's all about the stroke."

Okay. There it is. Stroke. And did you know the poor black folk pay as much into Social Security as the white folk? But the white folk live longer, because of the Stroke, and so relatively poor blacks end up supporting relatively rich whites? That's a damned fact. It's racist, I tell you.

There's your fucking homework. Find the third level. Don't comment if you don't have anything pertinent to say.