May 22, 2006
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?
Well, it's not actual shit, I'll give you that much.
Use your imaginations, howsomever perverse they be, and place your answers in the Comments. But just remember, this is a Family Blog. As in "Manson Family," Ace.
Now, excuse me whilst I go to set the Steam Hose on the bellowing Monkey-Rabble. Their jabbering threatens to make difficult my night's escape into Blessèd Oblivion.
[Nota bene - The ten cent piece (yes, it is a silver dime) is there solely to establish scale. And I already said that the Mystery Substance is not shit. Pay attention!]
Posted by at May 22, 2006 12:20 AM... that is a tarnished liberty dime and a petrified rasin.... just my humble guess...
Posted by: Eric at May 22, 2006 1:25 AMNot real sure, could you move that dime and your last hunk of crack so we can see.
Posted by: james old guy at May 22, 2006 7:41 AMThat's "The Rock" that you bragged about last month when you bowels went afoul.
Posted by: Belinda at May 22, 2006 7:45 AMThe thing to the left of the dime? ... Looks like Ted Kennedy's brain (what's left of it).
Posted by: Vulgorilla at May 22, 2006 8:16 AMThat is where my kidney stone went when it blasted out my peehole.
Posted by: hoosierboy at May 22, 2006 9:00 AMLooks like a dime and a chunk of hash (from what I've heard)...or dung!
Posted by: Lisa at May 22, 2006 9:07 AMYeah, thatsa silver dime...oughta be worth about .11 in mint condition.
The other item is what's left of the slice of mince meat pie what was forced upon me at Uncle Lou's funeral in 1962. When no one was looking I put it in my pocket with some loose change and never wore those pants again.
How'd'ju get my pants?
more pictures please. Looks like some kind of injection molded plastic thingy, but hard to determine without more pics.
Posted by: og at May 22, 2006 10:36 AMObviously a demon seed...
Posted by: Libby at May 22, 2006 11:13 AMA crusty nose goblin, emblackened by a night spent in a smoky likker joint.
Posted by: Skwerly at May 22, 2006 12:16 PMI know low-quality dingleberry when I see it.
Posted by: Bane at May 22, 2006 1:13 PMA small rock out of a dried blackeyed pea pack.
Posted by: Catfish at May 22, 2006 1:53 PMMy first thought was that it was all that remained after the Grinch smoked all that Who Hash.
Man, I loved hash. Kinda off-topic but so what.
Posted by: zonker at May 22, 2006 2:13 PMBitches, please. It's obviously a Filipino delicacy called Taho.
That, or it's a bunch of 18 week fetuses (feti?) :)
Posted by: Cythen at May 22, 2006 3:12 PMI'm thinking it's about 6 months of earwax, dug out of the ear canal by a fountain pen nib, hence the black color.
I'm told you can rub that stuff on your mouf in winter to prevent chapped & cracked lips. You go first and let us know if it really works.
Posted by: El Capitan at May 22, 2006 4:01 PMBlack Tar Heroin. Don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: Dash at May 22, 2006 6:08 PMWow....Dash beat me to it! That was my guess!
Posted by: DogsDontPurr at May 22, 2006 7:42 PMThat's a thrombosed hemerrhoid. They let you keep it?
Posted by: Jack Straw at May 22, 2006 7:54 PMA piece of old umblical cord saved from the birth of your eldest daughter?
No. I did not save my boys'. I know women who did though... Excuse me while I go wretch now.
Posted by: Bou at May 22, 2006 8:00 PMMoonpie crumb?
Posted by: Candy at May 22, 2006 9:18 PMHey!!! That's the huge ass blackhead that started my favorite sebaceous cyst, Timmy.
Posted by: That 1 Guy at May 22, 2006 9:34 PMI'm going with kidney stone.
My step mom passed a few and she said giving birth naturally (no drugs) was easier and less painful.
........come to think of it, Acidman hasn't been seen for a couple o' days now.
A connection? The mind boggles.
Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX
collection of petrified toe jam, rolled between the fingers: AND if you let me sell it on Ebay, I'll split the proceeds
Posted by: gargoyle at May 23, 2006 8:17 AMresin chunk
Posted by: Kelly at May 23, 2006 2:26 PMKelly may be right but recall fondly a wee stick o' the opium that was put through a wash cycle in a young man's jeans. Fetched out in a panic, slightly damp (the drugs, not the other wee stick), it was too resiny to get wet throughout. The rest is...well, sorta foggy, really.
Posted by: LauraN at May 23, 2006 4:10 PMLooks like every booger of every evening for the five years I lived in Mexico City. Black snot every morning, black boogers every night. It's a wonder I can still breathe.
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at May 23, 2006 6:33 PMI'm goin' with Jack and voting for somewhat dessicated hemorrhoid.
Cool Mercury head there -- 194? -- I have a '43 and a '45 stashed away to impress the grandkids with someday -- both actually older than moi!
I believe it is Elisson's soul, mutated by God into a size convenient enough to flick away with a mighty Finger.
Posted by: Velociman at May 23, 2006 10:21 PMIt's a dried booger.
Posted by: Acidman at May 26, 2006 1:55 AMI'm goin' with the booger peeps.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at May 28, 2006 2:30 AM